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Summary: How do normal people react when they get kidnapped by a vampire and a wizard claiming to be their soulmates? Because you try to choke them out with their own breakfasts. But maybe that’s just you.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
I just finished lajall 5 if reborn and I friking love it🤩😍 how can someone wrote THIS GOOD🤯🤩😍
Ah shit thank you🥺🥺
Talk about a boost of confidence like damn☺️☺️
I’m glad you like it so much, and honestly I can’t stop thinking about how I should add more to the plot and stuff👀👀 hmmmmm, maybe...
A/N: I AM ALIVEEEE✨✨yalllll it’s been a fat minute, how’ve u been?? How’s school and all that Jazz? Mine is a goddamn nightmare, and its like even with the hybrid, I’m gettin claustrophobic🤦♀️🤦♀️ anyways, I had the day off and about five minutes to myself, so here’s a lil thing to “check in” I guess. Thanks for 2.1k guys, and enjoy!
here’s a request, okay so like i’ve been sad recently so how would Tsuki, Bokuto, and Kenma (separately) cheer up their s/o who’s sad, thank you :) hopefully you do it, if you don’t it’s totally cool!
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A/N: Thank you so much for the request! Umm, and I know I’m not really qualified to help or anything, but I know one thing that always makes me feel better is laughing. Even if it’s forced, laughing always feels good to me, so maybe it’ll help you too! Anyways, hope you guys enjoy!
Word count: 802
Tsukishima Kei:
Honestly, he doesn’t take you seriously at first.
Let’s be real, Tsukishima is shit with emotions
So he thinks you’re kind of just throwing a fit in the beginning.
Then you start crying or just start being more quiet than usual and then he thinks oh SHIT.
He starts by standing beside you and just awkwardly patting your head.
Then he sighs and brings out the big guns, dragging you to the couch and setting you down there.
He leaves and comes back five minutes later with popcorn, drinks and piles of blankets and he just cuddles you while watching his favorite tv show (documentary about dinos whattt)
I mean ur like crying so u can’t see the screen, right??
He’s got his lanky arms wrapped around you and you’re laying on top of him trying to steady your breathing.
When you do, you give him a small kiss and mutter thank you before untucking your face.
He’ll nod and then ask what you want to watch and that’ll be that.
Basically yeah he’s gonna be extremely awkward around you cuz that’s just Tsukki.
But after he gets over his initial shock and is like “oh crap, I’m the boyfriend here, I’m the one who solves this,” he just gives you his best snuggles under the claim that he’s keeping you warm.
“If you’re tears dry when you’re cold, then you could get hypothermia.”
“Pshh, yeah did the T-rex tell you that?”
He’ll own up to it in the end and legitimately ask if you’re okay. You almost tear up at his sincerity but nod anyways and tackle him in a big hug once more.
(He smiles lightly against your hair and rubs your back while enjoying the feeling of having you against him.)
Bokuto Koutarou:
Usually, you’re just as chipper as Bokuto is, so when you’re down in the dumps, he is too.
Goes emo mode almost instantly when he notices you’re sad.
Then he smacks himself out of it.
He carries you bridal style into a grocery store and lets you pick out your favorite snacks.
Y’all go home and he makes a whole-ass nest of blankets and pillows on the living room floor.
Pillow Fort™
No movies or tv shows with sad scenes are allowed in this domain. Only comedies and fluff flicks.
He’ll feed you candy then beg you to feed him some too.
By the end of the night, he’s given you a massage, a bubble bath, and a cuddle to sleep.
He’s a big teddy bear, but also a solid teddy bear, so he’s a lil hard to snuggle with, but he’s warm so you don’t care.
In the end, expect many hugs and kisses from this man, he is a very physical lover.
And yes, the next day you will get breakfast in bed. Or brunch technically bc you both slept in till eleven.
Kozume Kenma:
This man is a listener. That’s all I gotta say.
He’ll let you vent about everything that’s been going on, and let’s be honest, there’s really nothing better than that.
He’s just about the best guy to have around when you’re sad.
If you want a hug, just ask and he’ll give you one. If you want a kiss, he’ll give you one too.
Honestly, he just wants to see you go back to being your normal happy self, so he’ll appeal to your every wish.
I mean… that’s it.
After you’ve vented all your problems, he’ll ask what else you wanna do.
You want hugs. And that’s a fact.
So yeah, he’ll give you hugs, and then he’ll give you his hoodie, and then he’ll give you his game and show you how to play cuz this boy is 🥺 level 100
He’s been sad before (I mean they all have but Kenma doesn’t like having a sad s/o) so he wants you to feel better as soon as possible.
“You’re pressing the wrong buttons, YN.”
“No I’m not! This game is just STUPID!”
“YOU’RE STUP- I mean, yes the game is very stupid, yes.”
Guess who doesn’t get to touch his gameboy anymore.
By the end of the day, you’re both passed out in bed holding each other. Each of you is swaddled in his huge hoodies and cradling each other closely.
*Next day*
“Kenma, where’s your game? I think I know how to play now.”
“I lost it.”
(Press X to Doubt)
👉👈🥺 can i request a suna rintarou x reader au where you helped him chase after a girl he likes but you slowly developed feelings for him and he called you out on your bday just to tell you he finally got the girl... :((
ye old request box item number three, and bruh all my apologies cuz this one didn't get much more than what was requested :'(
Yn helps him go after girl
She starts to get feelings for him
On your birthday, no one remembered
You get a call from him and get happy, bc at least someone remembered. Your heart fills with joy
You answer, and Suna is all excited, not making sense. You tell him to slow down with a giggle, and he does.
“She’s going on a date with me this Saturday.”
Silence. He’s no doubt waiting impatiently for your response, but it never comes.
“...YN?”
Beep.
You hang up and begin to cry. You were truly all alone.
THE WAY YOU’RE FEEDING US WITH CONTENT IS VERY SEGGSY😩 AND EVEN WHEN YOU’RE JUST INTERACTING WITH US ITS VERY SEXCOF YOU❤️👄❤️ AND I LOVE YOU YOU ARE SO TALENTED WTF💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝 I would spam you with more hearts but my word limit is near👁💧👄💧👁
O MY GAH THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE SO NICE AND AMAZING
I would try to max out my heart limit but I don’t think I got one so here’s a pic of literally me rn
your words make me very happi and I’m glad I got to see this message today🥺💜💜
Dear Winter - AJR. Thats all i'm gonna give you. have funnnnnn
listened to the song, it was a bop. probably still in my liked songs on spotify, but i never rly came up w an idea for it. one day ill go thru a dilf stage like half the ppl on this hellsite, then i shall revisit this song for inspo
ajr is a great band but hot damn i miss their spongebob song whatever happend to that phase
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Summary: Claw machines are unfair, and your boyfriend is seriously impatient. You see where this is going, right?
A/N: Just another imagine I got to write thanks to this prompt by @otpdisaster. Seriously, if you ever get writer’s block, go check them out, they’re a godsend. Hope you enjoy!
Word count: 914
Buzz buzz.
The call scared you out of your homework induced trance. After a certain point, you knew you had to give up on zoning out while glaring at the laptop screen. With a sigh, you snatched up your phone and answered.
“Hello?”
“YN!” There’s a muffled screeching in the background of the call that sounds suspiciously like your name.
“Tanaka? What’s going on?”
“You need to come-” his voice breaks away in a chuckle. “You need to come to the mall right now!”
“Umm, why?”
“Just come!” The noises in the background become louder and more frantic. “And bring butter!”
“Why do I-” the call ends before you can ask what the hell is going on, and why a dairy product seems to be the solution to whatever mess your boyfriend’s best friend has gotten into.
“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” you mumble under your breath, still staring at your phone with wide eyes. Well, it’s better than doing homework on a Saturday. With a shrug, you grab your jacket and your keys, getting ready to drive to the disaster zone.
~~~
It’s not much, but it's the best you could find on such short notice, and with such little spare change in your pocket. Walking into the mall with a tub of ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ held in your grasp, you anxiously search for the bald volleyball player.
“Ooh, there he is!” Your eyes catch on his signature buzz cut and you make a beeline for him. “Tanaka! Hey!”
The arcade he stands in is dim with neon green lights flashing from the ceiling like a disco. Children shout excitedly and button-mash on the machines like no tomorrow while you shoulder through a crowd of people to grab his arm.
“Hey!” You’re barely audible over the sounds of tickets printing and Pac-Man chomping, so you raise your voice to a shout. “Why did you need this?” You hold up the tub in front of his face and he can only guffaw at the sight of you.
“Oh hey YN! I’m so glad you could make it!” He snickers once more before stepping away from the claw machine he had been standing in front of. “Noya, look who’s here!”
“Fuck you, man!” Your boyfriend, who had been hidden by the taller stature of Tanaka, is seated on the floor, one arm lodged up the prize door of the machine while the other flips off his friend.
The bald man only laughs harder, pressing an arm against his stomach while howls. You, on the other hand, can only gape at the sight.
“Yuu, what are you doing?!” He rubs the back of his neck and smiles sheepishly.
“I wanted to get you the little stuffed cat,” he points at the toy with the hand wedged in the machine, fingers just barely visible inside the glass. “But this stupid machine,” he smacks the side of it with a sneer, “totally cheated me!”
The sentiment made your heart flutter, but the sight made you giggle and avoid eye contact.
“Hey!”
“I’m sorry! It’s just,” you gesture at his predicament, “you know… fucking hilarious!” You can’t hold it in any longer as you join Tanaka in busting a gut while Nishinoya miserably slumps onto the arcade floor.
“You guys suck.” You both die laughing at his grumble, holding onto each other for support just in case someone topples over.
It doesn’t take long before you get spotted.
“Excuse me!” It’s a young employee of the arcade, and he looks just about done with all of you from the get-go. “Kid, I’m gonna have to ask you to remove your hand from the machine.”
“I’m older than you!” Nishinoya kicks his legs against the ground indignantly and you have to bite your lip to contain yourself. “Plus,” he purses his lips, “I’m stuck.”
The employee sighs and smacks his palm against his forehead. “I’ll go get the butter.”
“Oh, no need,” you hold up your grocery store purchase like a prized possession, “I already got some.” The younger man quirks his brow at you before accepting the item and whipping out a handy butter knife from his back pocket. You and Tanaka both gawk and glance at each other at the sight of his preparedness.
“Every Goddamn day,” he mutters before getting to work.
While Nishinoya’s situation is dealt with, you leave the scene with a promise that you’ll be back to Tanaka. About thirty minutes later, your boyfriend is free as a bird and you pop up in front of him with a gift.
“Here,” you hand him a stuffed cat with a victorious smirk. Amazement overcomes his features and his jaw drops at the gift. He wiggles excitedly and captures you in a hug, but his appreciation of your present doesn’t last long.
“Wait,” he pulls away and the overjoyed grin falls from his face. “How did you get this?!” His eyes narrow with suspicion while he observes the toy from all angles like it was a fake.
“I won it,” you announce proudly.
“Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me!”
If only he knew you were now out forty bucks.
A/N: bruh it’s been so long since I’ve done fake texts but obviously y’all are liking them so here ya go!
Osamu, Yaku, and Konoha
Hc on how the LOV would react to either Dabi or Tomura or even both having a kid of their own that is like a mini clone of their dad? Love you ❤
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A/N: There is only one thing worse than a rapist. *Boom* A child. Anyways, back to this wonderful request bc honestly, they’re always so amazing from this one🥺 I did both boys because *kiss* I love em both. Small warning: I have watched about as far as the beginning of bnha season 2… aka, all of these reactions are based purely on how I assume the LOV acts. Enjoy!
Word count: 1246
Dabi:
First of all, you already know this child just folds his arms and glares at everyone.
You dropped off your guys’ son at the Villain’s Lair since you would be busy with work for the day.
“Dabi, you gotta take care of him today.”
“YN-” You throw him a look that shuts him up instantly.
“Pfft, he’s whipped,” Twice whispers, only to squeal when a blue flame flashes toward his face.
Anyways, having Dabi’s son running around is hectic in more ways than one.
Toga, for example, loves children, but Dabi’s is more pain-in-the-ass than child.
“Aww, aren’t you just adorable!”
“...You seem like an idiot.”
Toga *pulling out knife* “Bitch-”
Moving on, as we all know, Dabi’s kid is basically his younger clone, so of course he’s gonna fuck with Spinner.
The little boy’s got a flame in his hand as he watches the older villain. “You’re a lizard, right? So if I burn off your limbs, they’ll grow back.”
…
“DABI GET YOUR FUCKING SON AWAY FROM ME!”
Kurogiri, on the other hand, tries to be the only adult in the situation.
“Dabi, please control your son before I send him to another dimension.”
“Psh, why?”
“... Because the kitchen’s on fire.”
“Ugh, I know. Isn’t he amazing?”
“... No?!”
In all honesty, Shigaraki locks himself in his room until it’s all over. Why? Because the kid almost incinerated his collections of hands. (You can occasionally hear his voice screaming from behind the door “I wAnT ThAt ChILd GoNe wHeN I cOmE bAcK oUt tHeRe!”)
Mr. Compress, however, is the natural showman of the group, so of course he’s gonna want to try and entertain Dabi’s son.
He puts on a magic show as Dabi’s kid sits on the ground, watching boredly with a fist curled under his jaw.
“Watch me turn this ordinary marble into a teddy bear!” *Snap* “TADAAAA!”
The man shrieks in fear as the toy blows up in smoke.
“Give me another one!” The young boy claps his hands excitedly.
“...Hahahahaha, erm, m-magic show’s all d-done for the day!” As he walks past Dabi leaning against the doorway with folded arms, Compress mutters, “The fuck is wrong with your son, dude?”
“He’s the best child a father could ask for🤧”
Soon, Twice has learned from the others’ experiences to steer clear of Dabi’s son.
(Just kidding, this guy tried to give him a motivational speech.)
“You can be anything you want to be! Don’t be afraid to be yourself!”
Dabi’s kid is just like *scared pikachu face* “Dude, are you okay?”
“nO.”
By the end of the day, Kurogiri has called you to specifically request that you find another place to leave your child while you are at work. (You’re the definition of P.O.ed that Dabi let his child misbehave as such)
“Please give the phone to Dabi.” Kurogiri hands Mr. Stitches the phone. “Yes my love?”
“Dabi…” He already knows from the way you spit his name that this conversation is going to end up a one-sided yelling match. You are the reigning champion after all.
So what does he do?
*Twenty minutes later*
“Y-YN?”👉👈
“I FUCKING TOLD YOU- Yes Kurogiri?”
“Dabi set the phone down and ran away like twenty minutes ago.”
… *sigh* “All right. I’ll come pick them both up.”
Shigaraki Tomura:
Do you even gotta ask?
The child throws fits. Of course he does.
Let’s get one thing straight-- this kid’s a brat. (Just like his daddy😍)
So when he throws fits, shit gets destroyed. That’s just life🤷♀️
Dabi, right off the bat, just hates this thing.
Initially, he’s like “Aw shit, there’s two of ‘em.”
Then it starts talking.
“Don’t fucking touch me, kid.”
“You’re right, you look fucked up enough.”
oop-
...“CONTROL YOUR SPERM, SHIGARAKI!”
To be fair, Shigaraki taught his child right away how to handle his quirk. He especially didn’t want you to get, y’know, decayed while trying to feed your son Cheerios.
But that doesn’t mean that the child doesn’t use it.
As we all know by now, Toga loves children, so she is the first one to introduce herself and try to play games.
That, uh, that doesn’t end well.
“MY KNIFE COLLECTION! NOOOOOOOO!”
Shigaraki’s just slowly trailing behind his son, watching everything he does and making sure he doesn’t do anything too terrible…. But then he gets bored, so y’know, whatever. Just do anything, idc.
The day begins with pissing off Toga, after which Kurogiri encourages her to step outside and cool off before she murders a murderer’s child.
Then Mr. Compress decides he can solve the issue.
✨Magic Show Time✨
“Watch me turn this ordinary marble into a-... what’s wrong?”
“This is boring.” Shigaraki’s son stands up and grabs the marble, incinerating it with two fingers. “When do we get to the fun stuff?”
“What fun stuff?”
“Fun stuff like KILLING EVERYBODY!”
Mr. Compress is just like 😑 as he walks away muttering under his breath. “These Goddamn kids always being so spoiled nowadays.”
Spinner is nowhere to be found. He’s already met a fully-grown Shigaraki, what makes you think he wants to see the fun-size version?
Moving on, up next we have Kurogiri, who tends to try and act like a father once again.
“It’s lunch time! Here you go!” He hands the child a plate of delicious food.
The young boy just stares in disgust. “A peanut butter and jelly sandwich? How old do you think I am?”
He’s five
“You’re five…”
“YEAH, THAT’S FIVE YEARS TOO MANY TO EAT FUCKING PB AND JS LIKE A PEASANT!”
The child runs away screaming and destroying everything he can find. Kurogiri purses his lips and decides he’s got too many children to deal with, so he’s gotta help one of ‘em grow up.
“Tomura, please come and tell your child to stop throwing a tantrum.”
“Why don’t you do it?!”
🤦♀️b r u h
“... because he’s your fucking kid!”
“... I don’t want to.”
Thankfully, the day ends quicker than the others realize, and soon enough you’ve returned to pick up your and Shigaraki’s child.
You’re just standing in the entryway as an exhausted Kurogiri joins you.
“How was he today?”
“YN… you deal with that every day?”
“Ahh, it must’ve been one of his better days.”
(Extra: “How so?”
“Because nobody’s missing any limbs.”)
Twice is chasing your child out of his room. “NOT MY HEN-” he spots you in the doorway, “-a-adult… films.”
The lair is a disaster zone. Furniture is tipped and askew, tatters of clothing lay across the floor here and there, and there’s just so. Many. Ashes.
And of course, in the corner of the room stands Dabi, his arms folded across his chest as he hurls you a deathly glare. “Why would you do this?”
Wha….
“WHY WOULD YOU BREED THE SPAWN OF SATAN??”
I was wondering if you were going to continue the Luna hunt fic you have? I really liked that one and just wanted to know!
oof yeah so like heres the big daddy issue thats biting me in the ass is that i spent like four hours writing the second part about five months ago but then i scrapped it bc it was trash. Interestingly enough, i recently came up with the most cliche fucking ideas for a second part of that fic--u know, the exact ideas that every single person has thought of while asking me for a second part that i had no clue abt thanksforthatguys anyways yeah we'll see if i got time to write it
maybe one day
I'm so glad you enjoyed the first part tho! What was ur fav part?
18+, minors dnrI write sometimes ig maybe, we’ll see🫠Masterlist . . . . . . Side BlogRequests? What requests?
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