Imagine Swapping Bodies With Thorin

Imagine swapping bodies with Thorin

You: *wakes up needing to pee only to discover you’re in Thorin’s body* huh

Kili: something wrong Uncle?

You: very wrong, will you go get Gandalf?

Kili: uh sure

You: *nudges your body* wake up

Thorin: what’s going on *looks at you, realizes that he’s starting at his face and he gets annoyed* what the fuck happened?

You: no idea, but Kili is getting Gandalf as we speak so hopefully we’ll find out soon

*ten minutes later*

Gandalf: I haven’t a single inkling as to how this happened but I do know that the spell should wear off in three weeks.

Thorin: fucking fantastic, what are we to do until then? What if we get attacked during that time.

You: not a clue, but you will experiencing what menstruation is like in oh… Three days, maybe four.

Thorin: … I hate everything

*two days later*

Thorin: it started, this isn’t so bad it’s just a little blood.

You: give it two days and then try telling me that.

*two days later*

Thorin: *hunches over in pain*

Dwalin: are you in pain

Thorin: it’s horrible.

You: yup

Thorin: (y/n), you know I’ve been stabbed right? This hurts more than being literally stabbed in the gut.

You: really?

Thorin: yes, I think I’d rather be stabbed actually, than have to go through this. Your pad looks like a battle field, and I cried for no god damn reason like three times since yesterday. I’m sick of this! I want something fried, and something sweet!!

You: *pats him on the back* I will give you medicine to make the pain go away.

Thorin: *sniffles*

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Steve : if you were offered $50,000, but the person you hate gets $100,000 , would you take it?

Bucky : Of course. Why wouldn’t I want $150,000?

Steve :

Steve : okay listen here you little shit-

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Master List: Completed Series

The Elf and the Dwarf- Thorin x Reader: (15,841 words) Erebor was reclaimed and the line of Durin had not ended. You were an elf and now that your quest was over, you didn’t know what to do especially since you gained feelings for a certain King Under the Mountain.

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9: Finale

Kitty Cats: Thorin x Reader (23,085 Words) You and your son, Frerin II, accidentally turn Thorin, Kili, Fili, Dwalin, Balin and Gandalf into cats and this is the result (Spin off of The Elf and The Dwarf)

Master List - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Part 11 - Part 12 - Part 13 - Part 14 - Part 15 - Part 16 - Part 17 - Part 18 - Part 19 - Part 20 - Part 21 - Part 22 - Part 23 - Part 24 - Part 25 - Part 26 - Part 27- Finale

Feisty Little Hobbit: (21,978 words) You’re Bilbo’s little sister, but the exact opposite of him. You are sarcastic and loved adventures so what happens when 13 dwarves show up to your door step? You join them of course!

Perfect Two- Thorin x Reader: (11,554 words) You and Thorin have been best friends for years, but you are more interested in his little brother. Thorn tries his best to get you together, but can he succeed? NO SMAUG or SAURON

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12: Finale

The Aim of Elves: Thorin x Reader (11,727 words) You disobey Thranduil’s orders and decide to help the dwarves which has a better outcome than you expected.

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12: Finale

Little Brat: Thorin x Sister!Reader, Reader x OC (41,352 words) You are the oldest of the Durins and you live your life happily until the day Smaug attacks. That is when you lost the trust of your little brother, Thorin.

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12 - Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 - Chapter 15 - Chapter 16 - Chapter 17 - Chapter 18 - Chapter 19 - Chapter 20 - Chapter 21 - Chapter 22 - Chapter 23 - Chapter 24 - Chapter 25 - Chapter 26 - Chapter 27 - Chapter 28 - Chapter 29 - Chapter 30 - Chapter 31 - Chapter 32 - Chapter 33 - Chapter 34: Finale

To Fix A Heart: Nori x Reader (4,748 words)- You say a few words that take a toll on your relationship. Can you fix this?

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7: Finale

Trials and Tribulations: Frerin x Reader (15,395 Words)- Sometimes being a dwarven skin-changer was helpful especially if you could see up to a year into the future. Using your powers, you try to keep the Durins, yes, including Frerin, alive. Can you do it especially when feelings for the light haired prince come to surface?

Remember Me: Legolas x Reader (9,191 Words)- Because of your feelings for the Prince, Thranduil bans you from Mirkwood. A hundred years later, you are back with a company of dwarves.

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8- Finale - BONUS CHAPTER

Love of a Father: (Thranduil x Daughter!Reader) You are the oldest child and yet your father treats you as if you are not even his.

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11

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