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That

That if I wasn't perfect,my parents wouldn't want me around.

Headcannon #1 !!

Obey Me Headcannons!

Featuring Lucifer,Mammon,and Levi!

When the brothers find out MC was in an abusive home,and sees many scars on them.

TW: Assault,Abuse,Scarification.

If you are in a relationship where you are being abused,seek help.

Lucifer:

Is deeply saddened when he finds out about his/her/their past. He knew that they didn't come from the best situation,but didn't think it was this bad.

He is also mad. Edgy boi mad,no talk him he angy.

He is the Avatar of Pride, and he is feeling insulted on your behalf. Takes it upon himself to baby you,spoil you,and treat you like a queen/king/royal.

Decides that apparently you are not capable of performing well in schooling,and pulls you out for a 'mental health week.'

During which the incessant pampering starts.

Once this is done,he asks you if you want him to get rid of the people who hurt you.

If you say no,he won't understand why,but will respect your no. He just seeks them out,and interrogates them,lets them bleed for a while,inflicts some of the pain you felt on them.

Mammon

He ends up finding out through a slip of your tongue. Is immediateky pissed.

Informs his brothers,and asks begs Lucifer to go to the human world to screech at them. Lucifer agrees,the others learn,and your abuser ends up having the whole squad coming at them at once.

They are nearly killed. Once the boys return,with dirtied shirts (Asmo is probably mumbling about how hard it'll be to get the blood of his new pants.)

They immediately turn soft. Hugging you,soft cuddles,that sort of thing.

Mammon denies doing it for you,says that it was Levi's idea. (All of the brothers were 100% behind the effort thou.)

Then he says that he didn't want you hurt,and he figured that you would probably feel better with him gone.

(Bro we know you be catching feels just admit it already.)

Leviathan

Summons Lotan to decimate them.

He is so.Angry. How dare they treat his best friend,the Henry to his Lord of Shadows like this! (You end up telling him to just forget about it.)

He does not forget. He nearly sends out Hell's Navy.

He begins researching how to make you feel better and more comfortable,and ends up doing stuff you could do alone for you.

lol.

Satan: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die...

Asmo: my favourite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”

MC: There’s also “forgive me father for I have sinned”

MC, making eye contact with Lucifer: VS “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Mammon: Great news, language is now cancelled!

Why was I watching this-

from my insta

Lol I can imagine my oc doing this to mess with him.

Mc: Hey Lulu, can I ride you?

Lucifer: *choke* W-What?

Mc: I asked if I could ride you. I’ve ridden Mammon before, it’s fun!

Lucifer: Wh- wAiT whAt?!

Mc: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the house!

Lucifer: … You mean a piggyback ride??

Mc: Oh is that what it’s called??

Lucifer: YES THAT’S WHAT IT’s CALLED-

Burn

Mc: Here *hands Lucifer a list*

Lucifer: What’s this?

Mc: The things I want for my birthday

Lucifer: *sigh* It’s going to be expensive, isn’t it

Mc: Yep

Lucifer: Why don’t you like anything cheap?

Mc: I like you

*later that night*

Lucifer: wait wHAT-

Yes.

Reblog if you're concerned for the wellbeing of Adrien Agreste and have a strong desire to adopt him as your son and tell him that his is a valuable human being.

Hey, hi, can't get this damn idea outta my head so here we go

Could you do hc's for the bros where they hear Mc just yell out to Lucifer like "HEY LUCIFER!"

"Don't yell Mc, just come here"

"OKAY COOL BUT IS IT LIKE,,, NORMAL DEMON COURTING TO SEND LETTERS WRITTEN IN BLOOD? Presumably their own" Then when they're at the door with Mc, Mc is just kinda staring at the note and being like "I wanna stop reading but it's like a car wreck you can't look away from" and just. It's got kinda fucked up shit written on it, even by demon standards

Brothers React To MC Getting A Letter Written In Blood

PROLOGUE: The brothers find out a demon has been sending MC depraved letters...what will they do?

LUCIFER

What in the seven layers, who had the fucking audacity-

It was cute for the demon to think they even had a chance at MC, but this was something Lucifer would not tolerate...

And the letter's contents were disgusting, to say the least. Apart from being written in the filth's own blood, the letter explicitly mentioned the things they would like to do to MC..he instinctively pulled MC close...

The letter is getting taken out of MC's hand, and Lucifer is gently asking them if they're okay. One of his brothers now has to be with MC at all times, because the security in the mansion was not enough if the letter slipped by, unnoticed to MC's room.

If going to RAD is necessary, MC has to be with one of his brothers, no excuses. Lucifer might be found trailing behind them...

Together with his brothers help, the demon that had the guts to do this is going to be found, dragged out and given a fate worse than death.

MAMMON

What the hell-

He ran to MC's location after hearing what MC was shouting to Lucifer, and he has never been more jealous in his life. But when he heard about the letter...

He would have snatched the paper out of their hands if not for Lucifer beating him to it. But the contents must have been...disgusting, because his brother's brows furrowed while reading it.

Seeing the letter made him want to hide MC in his arms, no one touches his human, okay?!

He's going to be with them most of the time now, he's going to fight for it..

Mammon will now be a lot more clinger than usual, never wanting to leave the MC alone, even for going to the bathroom.

With the help of his crows, the demon that dare to commit such an act is going to be dragged out, and killed.

But for now, MC is going to stay with him.

LEVIATHAN

Mammon's panicked shouts made him come out of his room with a grumbling face but then he saw them crowded around MC, in whose hands was a letter...

Even...reading...the contents...made him cringe. The contents were written in blood and disgusting, repulsive, depraved- even more than the most gorey yandere animes he has watched, and that's saying something.

If MC is going to be with him, it's all good, because his tail is going to be wrapped around them and he isn't letting them out of his room, and anyone that dare enter will have to face a hissing serpent first.

Perhaps classes at RAD can be turned online until the filth is disposed off...

He's going to dedicate all the nights into nitpicking every detail about the demon, and when all his deeds are laid bare for others to see, then he's going to swipe in for the kill.

SATAN

MC's question about normal demon courting methods made him get up in concern...

And when he saw the letter, oh dear, his expression was scary enough to make the others back off...

The contents were revolting, disgusting and striaght up depraved, not to mention written in blood. The things mentioned in it made him want to tear up the letter...

Together with Lucifer, he's going to find out the filth that had the audacity to do such a thing, Satan has connections everywhere.

The security in the House Of Lamentation needs to be improved because hey, the demon was able to deliver a letter without being noticed!

If MC is with Satan, he's going to keep a close eye on them at all times, and be alert, waiting, for anything to happen.

The demon might be killed or tortured for an eternity perhaps, who knows?

ASMODEUS

The commotion in the hallway made him get up from doing his nails....but when he saw what the fuss was about he left his nails undone...and that's saying something.

The contents of the letter made Asmo want to throw up, he has received many love letters, but none of them were depraved and desperate as this...even written in blood!

Asmo's got may friends and demons he can charm into looking for the filth that dare to this, and perhaps charm the culprit himself into making the mistake of walking into the House of Lamentation....

MC is going to be whisked away into his room as he does his and their nails, all the while talking to them normally, but there's something brewing in those eyes of his...

He's going to ensure to keep them company all the time, and make sure his brothers do the same too.

But he's going to need a bath after the ordeal is over, come on, blood will make him smell repulsive!

BEELZEBUB

He was in the middle of snacking when he joined the impromptu meeting in the hallway...

The letter in Lucifer's hands reeked strongly of blood, and when Beel read its contents it made him disgusted. The demon wrote explicit things about what they would do to MC, and it was unsettling...even for a demon.

Safe to say, MC isn't leaving Beel's sight anytime soon. Wherever they go, Beel is going to follow them like a hawk.

If they can't be with him, they will be with Belphegor, who's going to keep them close.

He has a strong sense of smell, and it isn't long before the culprit is identified from the crowd of demons in the streets.

Because when Beelzebub is done with them, there won't be even a single bone left to bury.

BELPHEGOR

He was woken up from his nap due to the commotion....

When he saw what was in the letter, anger took over as he read each and every line carefully. It was written in blood and repulsive, to say the least.

MC is going to stay with him in his room now. No buts, no ifs. They aren't leaving his grip anytime soon...

MC might notice that as they drift off to sleep, his arm will be curled around them as Belphegor looks deep in thought....planning ways to find the filth that dare to such a thing.

And when the demon is caught, they aren't going to get proper sleep for a while, and when they do, all they will see is their own fear play out, again and again.

Well, even if the filth gets to sleep after the torture they go through.

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Oh my gosh.

Yes.

I would do this on purpose.

mc: diavolo, let's have a quickie

diavolo: i'm sorry what?

mc: a quickie

lucifer: EXCUSE ME????

mc: you know that french tart thing beel was eating the other day? it looks delicious

lucifer: IT'S PRONOUNCED AS QUICHE