Fjord: *Wakes Up Cadeuces With A British Accent And A Large Stab Wound*

Tumblr should let us Boop with knives for this upcoming Ides of March celebration

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

Neil!!!

A comparison of a male Pacman Frog, left, and a female, right. Or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole?

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

your ride is here