Prince: I wish to marry!
Queen: Only if she can pass my test: failing to sleep on a bed with a pea under it!
Prince: Why are you screening for princesses with sensory issues?
Queen: She must be true royalty! Only the most autistic girl in all the land shall marry my son!
Yawr‼️
snek….,,
reblogs + likes appreciated <3
Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one
the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine
Please tell me that I’m not the only one who ships them four🥹
Also them as K/DA because well it fits them and some sketches:
What the hunters see when I send my ankle biter to defend me
This is so buns
been a little obsessed drawing @eeveekitti's painter design for totally normal reasons. hehehbshbahudi
Prikolchiki
THAT ARTTTTT I KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE I KNOW THAT FEELING
ITS NOT A GOOD ONE I'LL TELL YOU THAT
THAT HURTED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Go to me actual blog for actual people things thankz https://onesacrificiallamb.tumblr.com/
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