"There Is Evil There That Does Not Sleep, And The Great Eye Is Ever Watchful. It Is A Barren Wasteland,

When you find someone who knows what they’re doing. Unnnfff

when you’re jerking someone off and you use your thumb to smear around the precum that’s leaking and you find the one spot under the head where they’re super sensitive and they let out a high pitched grunt/whimper, especially if their normal voice is a little deep??? Ugh inject that sound straight into my veins

Signature of a kiss

Would you like to come see more puppies, back in my cold dingy cellar? Wait, I mean big mansion?

If you kidnap me i will bake you cookies

🖤

Things I do while scrolling tumblr.

Lovely Christmas portrait. 🎁

True story

"You have nice hands"

Good, can't wait to make you squirt with them