Cream Pie A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. Or Whatever It Says. 🤍🖤

Come to my office for a moment please, we need to resolve some pending matters.

i paused my porn to text you back, don’t ever question my loyalty

Once upon a time there was a girl scrolling Tumblr. She saw so many exciting things and heard one too many filthy stories that her honey pot 🍯 cracked and began to leak her sweet nectar.

So much so she had to go to the ladies room and remove her soaking wet 💦 panties all together.

She Rubbed happily ever after

The End

We'd make such cute porn together

worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

u like somnophilia because u are sleepy and also horny