Yes, Yes I Do

Middle two fingers work better. I promise. Thank me later 💦💦💦💦 if you haven’t been drowned

never known a woman as horny as you

Plenty of women are as horny as I am.

Hornier, more experienced, definitely kinkier.

But they need to feel safe enough in your presence to show you that.

I’m openly horny on the internet but I would need to feel very, very secure to let you anywhere near me irl.

Correct use for Christmas lights

If a gorgeous girl says “jack off for me” I am pulling my cock out no questions asked and doing what I’m told

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