Roe: From one to ten how much it hurts?
Babe: Pi Greek.
Speirs: Oh, anyone care for a smoke?
Replacements:
Lipton, glaring at him: You better don’t.
Luz: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
Babe: They do
Doc Roe: W-why did you say that with such certainty
[E Company huddled around a table]
Guarnere: Hey! Cap’n Winters, Cap’n Nixon, c’mere for a second!
Luz: We have something for ya!
Nixon & Winters: *jogging over*
Nixon: Whatcha got there?
E Company: *smiling*
Liebgott: *gives them both hand-made Father’s Day cards signed by all of them*
Winters, a mess: Oh...my...God
Nixon: *crying*
Babe: *hands Speirs a card* We made one for you, too, Lieutenant Speirs.
Malarkey: Do you like it?
Speirs, choking up: It’s fine.
throwing one down for my homie beyb-😩✊
Easy Company Sleepover??
The chaos
Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?
Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit
Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow
Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep
No one:
Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?
Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??
Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us
Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!
Malarkey: I’m under the bed!
Skinny: What the actual f—
Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*
Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*
Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!
Roe: *asleep*
Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?
Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.
Modern AU: Christenson uses this emoji 💅 all the damn time
more incorrect quotes
bonus:
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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