Lipton: You Need To Be Careful, You Nearly Died

Malarkey: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Webster: Oh, come on. I’m not that good looking.

Muck: Yeah, you are.

Liebgott: You kind of are.

webster’s favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism

spot the difference challenge 2020

Neal posted this photo and I am absolutely losing it

Rules: Describe yourself with 10 pictures you already have. No downloading or searching for new ones.

Thank you

Tagging: @baberoeeee @sunnyshifty @geniedocroe

Rules: Describe yourself with 10 pictures you already have. No downloading or searching for new ones.

Thank you so much for tagging me @dearscone and @sohoneyspreadyourwings 💕

*I have plenty more photos to describe me*

I'm gonna tag: @queen-irl-af, @brianmay-be, @alienoresimagines, @melancholiaprincess, and anyone else who would like to play and just say I tagged you 💚💚

Vogue!Nixon🍀🍀

LMK IF YOU LIKE THESE/WANT TO SEE MORE!!

taglist: @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant @scarecrowmax @mrseasycompany @wexhappyxfew @the-fandom-life-forever @inglourious-imagines @easy-company-tradition @mavysnavy @spooky-one @punkgeekchic @tv-writes-ff @i-dont-like-bullies @stressedinadress @fearlessjones @lego-brick-cow @rubinecorvus (lmk if you want to be added!)

M҉A҉S҉T҉E҉R҉L҉I҉S҉T҉

Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]

Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?

Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKE—

Nixon: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Webster: I would say infinitesimally.

Liebgott: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.

Shifty: Yes, Seargent?

Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.

Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-

Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.

Penkala: FOUR MONTHS!

Malarkey: What's wrong with him?

Muck, holding back laughter: Just wait-

Penkala: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-

at the end of the day,,,this still scares me