Luz: Ah Yes Baguettes, The Snakes Of Bread. We'll Take Two Of Your Freshest Yeasty Eels, Good Sir.

Nixon: hurry, i need you to pretend to be my boyfriend

Speirs: no

Speirs: i can pretend to be your ex husband who has a large fortune and five previous failed marriages with mysteriously disappeared spouses

Liebgott: I sleep with a bat by my pillow

Luz: weak, I sleep with my rifle

Lipton: you’re both pathetic

Nixon: [not paying attention, taking a sip of coffee] tell ‘em, Lip

Liebgott: what do you sleep with?

Lipton: Speirs

Nixon: [spits out coffee]

Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

Malarkey: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Webster: Oh, come on. I’m not that good looking.

Muck: Yeah, you are.

Liebgott: You kind of are.

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

Eugene Roe Cute Cajun Prince

(insp.)

A’ight, hear me out—

Just imagine Tangled

but with Eugene as Rapunzel

and Babe as Flynn Rider

And instead of Eugene having the whole magic hair thing, it’s his hands that heal people.

And at the end of the story instead of getting his hair cut off, he is cursed by his evil godmother to never be able to heal someone ever again. (And of course he finds a loophole. I mean, how could he not? He’s Eugene fucking Roe.)

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

what really went down in babe’s head during this moment