Happy Hobbit Day! ♥

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

saying, “make me”, in hopes that you’ll grip my throat and whisper in my ear all the ways you’ll punish me later

Good boys do as they’re told

Good boys get on their knees when asked to

Good boys give head when told to

Good boys don’t cum unless they’re told to

Good boys make such pretty moans

Good boys obey every command

Good boys whimper pathetically

what the hell is wrong with you (said flirtatiously)

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

One of the most important things I have learned today..

do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes