Oldpersonondanetytho - Luftkissenmixer

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

Sincerely ughhhhhh

due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

you should never have opened me. you will never finish eating me in time. im goinh to go stale within the week because of your hubris

by blueming_soo

middle school girls didn’t obsess over Legolas and Aragorn in 2001 just so that amazon could give all the boy elves super short hair in 2022

Hair Pins

Enchanted Creations on Etsy

Customer: I PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT, MY RACE IN GAME IS GNOME. GNOMER 1 DMV: GNOMER CAN BE A WORD MEANING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT Verdict: ACCEPTED

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand