I Still Think The Best Thing About Lizzie/darcy Is How Almost Nobody Knew It Was Happening Like It Was

"I want a boyfriend."

No you want a dark haired arrogant gruff man's heart slowly softening after he declared you tolerabe but not handsome enough to tempt him.

we as a society we don’t talk enough about the scene where lizzie tells darcy he should practice small talk and the next day he bursts into her room looking like he’s about to shit himself while commenting on the architecture

he……….. really means business

“Didn’t tell them to do this final kiss in a lingering way actually. They just kind of did it. I guess it felt right.”  - Joe Wright

all downhill from here [tmnt 2012, apritello]

I haven’t written Apritello in a while and then it was recently @bigassmagnet‘s birthday and the two combined and this fic has no chill sorry

After Donnie and April finally get together (a long, drawn-out, dragged-out thing that takes, not including the five years Donnie pined over her from not-so-afar, four months and eight days, and involved a Kraang raider-team stealth-invading the city and the turtles trying to root them out, culminating in the Kraang attacking the zoo, Mikey getting food poisoning by daring Casey to eat turtle pellets (also from the zoo), Raph being adopted by a mutated Victoria-Crowned Pigeon, and the aforementioned Kraang sending a signal through the NYC wifi network that, when reversed, somehow through the power of alien science boosted April’s powers from vague empathy to just straight-up temporary omniscience.

(“Oh,” April said, seeing all of Donnie’s heart for the first time. 

“Yeah,” Donnie said, scratching his head awkwardly, at which point Mikey was thrown at them, knocked Donnie off the clock tower, and the moment was gone.)) it takes four weeks and two days for it to really sink in.

Donnie is dating April.

Donnie. Is dating. April.

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An easy and completely accurate guide to the characters of Pride and Prejudice

of course she had to hold him down or he'll freaking orbit the planet.

me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life

me, when Mr Darcy has to flex his hand after briefly holding Elizabeth’s hand in Pride and Prejudice (2005):