Hello!!! I believe this is my first actual Loki smut, and I had several blocks in the process so… Hope it’s still what you needed @jessiejunebug, thank you for this beautiful request! ❤
Prompt: You are insecure and hate the way you look, but Loki has a very good idea to change that.
Warnings: insecurities. Smut. Public teasing.
Like 2k words.
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Step on me
Merle Oberon as George Sand in A Song to Remember, 1945
anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck
Authors Notes: Okay so my last fic was super heavy and angsty and y'all made it pretty clear that y’all weren’t into that. So, that’s why I made the poll asking what you’d like to read. This was one of the requests. (I won’t get to all of them but I’ll do what I can) These will mostly be drabbles but a few may turn into one-shots. Hope y'all enjoy!
AU: Royal
Word Count: 900+
Notes/Warnings: Fluff, a teeny tiny bit of angst if you look hard enough, and kissing
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He stood, leaning against the post, grinning as he watched you gather the eggs from the large hen house.
You looked up and blushed when you caught his eye. “What?”
He shook his head, “Just wondering when you’ll give me the time of day.”
You rolled your eyes and moved to the next hen box, placing the eggs into your basket, “You’re the King’s only nephew, everyone gives you the time of day.”
“But they don’t matter.” He stepped closer to you, taking the basket from your arms. He put a hand to your cheek and brushed away a stray hair that had fallen from your braid.
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Crowley: Hey I wonder what would happen if my plants could talk
Crowley: *performs demonic miracle on his plants, giving them all tiny mouths*
Most of Crowley’s plants: *stay silent, too afraid of Crowley to say anything*
One plant: …………mmmmm yes keep shouting at us demon daddy yessssss tell us how much of a disappointment we are to you mmmmmmmmmmm I can’t wait until your rough, manly hands caress-
Crowley: *instantly snaps his fingers, removing the mouths*
Crowley:
Crowley:
Crowley: w-
Crowley: what the fuck
irish setter?
how come everyone knows what an irish setter is but nobody actually KNOWS an irish setter? are irish setters even real?
I am fed up with the media nowadays
Not cis, but I will reblog
Seeing terfs demonizing Elliot Page coming out and saying "we lost a lesbian" is an important reminder that terfs target trans men with their rhetoric too. They don't exclude one group in specific when it comes to trans people, they legitimately think being trans is a danger to everyone involved.
Cis lgbt are encouraged to reblog this.
jesus fucking christ look at all these fragile pieces of shit who can’t watch a movie with women and poc in them I'm💀💀💀
Transmac, he/they/it, autistic af, mentally illin I do art and write shit My a03 is TheFandomHasRisen—pls check it out
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