Any Universe Ships:

they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

Coming to theaters near you: neurodivergent wedding caterer looses their shit as a group near them shout for no fucking reason.

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

Spiderverse Gwen x Reader where The reader is out as les/bi/pan whatever and Gwen is scared to tell her she likes her?

 AND➝  Gwen is ready to start letting people back into her life after the events of Spiderverse. MJ, aware of Gwen trying to open her social circle, tells her about a nice girl from her apartment building and brings the reader along at their next band practice to introduce her. Gwen sets eyes on her and is VEEEERY attracted to this VEEEERY pretty girl.  In Gwen’s bisexual distress, she starts rambling nervously, and probably says something embarrassing about herself. MJ saves them from an awkward situation and starts band practice, Gwen doesn’t see reader outside of school again after that, but Gwen shamelessly stares at her during class. Gwen starts to overthink the situation and gets worried she blew her chance. Later, there’s a situation that she as Spider-Gwen saves reader from. Reader is minorly hurt but SG has to go before she can help reader as authorities arrive. Feeling guilty, her spider sense leads SG to the reader’s apartment, she goes to check on her that night. Confident with her mask on, she strikes up a conversation, compliments her and even drops a bit of a flirty remark about reader before taking her leave. I didnt know where to go from there I’m new to requesting so I hope this isn’t too long but I hope that’ll be enough to get the ball rolling? -🍀

deeply sorry it took me so long to get to these again! i changed a few things, but it’s pretty much still the same idea. i hope the nonnie who requested this finds it and doesn’t think i ignored them :( ily, y’all deserve better.

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➹she plays bass➹(spider-gwen x fem!reader)

That feeling when there’s a cute girl who plays bass in your band and you don’t know what the hell to do about it.

Gwen needs help figuring out her feelings. Like, immediately.

word count: 11.6k (oops i did it again)

a/n: i’m sorry this new fic is the size of the bible like the last one, i’ll try to make the next one shorter lmaooo. but it’s what my fave girl deserves due to the unacceptable lack of stories about her on this site. plus, i swear that once you read it it’s so much shorter than it seems. i’m hoping i can post at least one more story before the end of the year, but if i don’t, happy holidays and new year ! y’all were the best part about my 2019 :) hope whoever is reading this has a lovely week. mwah.

warnings: violence, guns, swearing.

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She played bass. 

You played bass, to be more specific. And Mary Jane Watson took satisfaction in believing that she was nice. More than simply ‘just nice’ on good days, even. Being the most courteous person was a duty she considered to be hers ever since she was six-years-old and accompanied that girl who always seemed to be left behind in the playground, and years later, in high school when she punched a creep hassling one of her bandmates. Last but most certainly not least, Betty Brant, bass guitar player of the Mary Janes, slipped and fell backwards one unfortunate evening, and she shot out her left arm behind her to break the fall and save her ice cream from hitting the ground. Good news: her ice cream did not hit the ground. Bad news, however, her left hand did— in an odd, twisted position. Needless to say, Betty Brant now had a broken wrist.

At first glance, they’re all unrelated events, stars belonging to separate constellations, and they would have remained so— undisturbed, simply coexisting in the same sky. That was, until Gwen came into the picture and drew a line connecting the bright flecks when she opened her mouth.

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i like this trait!

two perks i made about me and my bff under the cut

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

so i liveblogged xmfc

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

Thank You - Loki X Reader (NSFW)

Author’s Note: Hope you enjoy ! Some Loki smut for all you dirties. Sorry it took so long, by the way.

Warning: smut, NSFW, slightly dominant reader, then Loki, oral on a man

Request: I! Can you write a Loki imagine about him protecting her from an enemy? I got this idea from a person’s request:p

AND

LOKI SMUT PLEASE

Words: 1,355

You were surprised when Thor brought Loki to fight with the rest of the team. Not that it was a bad thing. You found yourself incredible attracted to the god, but kept your feelings to yourself. He was cold and sarcastic and you knew that he would never be interested in a measly human like you. His dislike for the human race wasn’t necessarily a secret.

The mission involved a large group of super soldiers created by HYDRA and aliens. You didn’t even want to rationalize how these two groups decided to work together. Instead, you focused on helping beat them and keeping civilians safe.

The fight was long. You all had underestimated how many enemies you would have and the team was definitely on the smaller side in comparison. You shot your gun to as many HYDRA and alien bodies as you could. If anyone crossed your path, you would shoot. You were grateful for thinking of bringing extra ammunition.

You were too preoccupies shooting at whatever was in front of you that you completely forgot to cover your back. You were an agent, you were trained for missions like this and when you heard a bullet shoot and whiz past your ear, you cursed yourself for being so stupid.

“Shit,” you said, turning and shooting at the soldier that shot at you. You fired your gun at him and you watched him go down. Another soldier showed up after him ad you tried to fire, but you were out of rounds. Your heart leaped to your chest as you tried to reload your gun as fast as possible.

You weren’t quick enough and the bullet shot out of the man’s gun in slow motion. The bullet approached you and your limbs felt like cement and you couldn’t even move. You knew that there was no way that bullet wouldn’t hit you.

Until you saw it curve. You questioned gravity, physics, everything you could think of. You couldn’t understand how exactly a bullet curved in mid air, back towards the soldier that shot it. You looked around and were surprised to find Loki making his way towards you.

You glanced at you as he continued to fight, using his magic, and you were slightly confused. He looked upset, but he didn’t say anything, so neither did you. You turned around, finished reloading your gun, and continued to fight

After hours, you were done. The fight was finished and you were grateful the team only suffered minor injuries. You all got lucky this time.

On the way back to the Avengers base, you kept glancing at Loki, who kept staring at you, his brows still furrowed and he looked very upset. You wanted to talk to him, but you felt awkward and you didn’t exactly know what to say to him.

You all arrived to the base and you all started walking towards your rooms.

You saw Loki walk with Thor towards their temporary room and you jogged after them.

“Hey, wait up!” you called and they both turned to face you.

“Lady (Y/N)!” Thor exclaimed, “you fought valiantly.”

You smiled at him. “Thanks, Thor. Um, I was hoping I could talk to Loki.”

You glanced at the blue eyed god and he was staring at you intently. Thor clapped him in the shoulder and continued making his way to his room, Loki staying behind.

“yes?” he spoke, his voice clear and smooth.

You turned towards him and blushed. “Um, I wanted to thank you…for saving me.”

His stoic expression didn’t change. “Is that all?”

You didn’t want this to be the first and last conversation with the man, so you quickly thought of something to say.

“Why’d you do it?”

He smirked at you, a devious look in his eyes and you felt yourself grow even more attracted to him.

“Because I didn’t want anything to happen to you,” he said and you were surprised at how sweet his words were.

“Not before I did this,” he continued and you felt his lips slam against your own. Your entire body grew warm and you quickly kissed him back, tangling your hands in his hair.

You pulled away to take a shuddering breath in. “You like me?”

“No, I kiss everyone I meet,” he answered, smirking at you.

“I hope that’s a lie,” you said and he shrugged, raising an eyebrow at you.

“And why is that?”

“Because I wanted to thank you the proper way,” you said, gaining some confidence now that you knew he was attracted to you.

You grabbed his hand and pulled him into the nearest room in the hall. The room was empty and you assumed it was a vacant one. You turned towards him once more once you locked the door behind you and he let you push him on the bed.

He could have easily overpowered you, but he didn’t, clearly enjoying watching you in control. You crawled on top of him, straddling his slim hips and leaned down to kiss him again. The kisses became increasingly passionate and you felt a familiar heat pool in your lower abdomen.

You came back up, taking off your shirt and he leaned upwards, too, following your example. His lean body was perfect in your eyes and you felt your excitement grow.

You gently ran your fingertips over his skin and you could have sworn you felt him shudder.

“Sit on the edge of the bed,” you said, standing up from your position and proceeded to take off your pants. “And take your pants off.”

He seemed amused at how dominant you were being, but didn’t question your desires. You took your bra off, staying in your panties and turned to find him sitting there in all his glory, completely naked. You were pleased to find him completely erect and felt proud of yourself for making him that excited.

You kneeled next to him and he looked at you, slightly confused. Apparently, no one had done this for him before.

One of your hands wrapped around his member and you felt him twitch. You started pumping your hand, up and down, and smirked at Loki, who’s eyebrows were furrowed once again and he was biting his lips. His bright blue eyes looked almost black and his pupils were dilated almost completely.

“Really, Loki, thank you for saving me,” you said, in the most seductive tone you could manage.

“You have nothing to thank me for,” he groaned out.

“Of course I do, Loki,” you responded and leaned upwards to take his dick into your mouth. You heard him groan quietly and felt his hands go to your hair to hold you in place. You started to suck gently on it, slowly increasing your speed until he was groaning uncontrollably. You felt empowered that you had made the always in-control Loki into the moaning mess he currently was.

You penis started twitching and you knew he was close, so you released him with a ‘pop’. You leaned back and smirked at him once he focused his eyes on you. He stood abruptly and picked you up roughly, bending you over the table in the room. You felt his hand rub against your cunt through your soaked underwear and you let out a moan. You felt him move the material aside and he quickly entered you from behind.

The sudden intrusion and his size made you groan in slight pain, but you got used to the feeling quickly and when he started thrusting, you moaned in pleasure. One of his hands gripped your waist tightly and the other reached around to rub your clit. The explosion of pleasure in your lower regions made your vision go black and your orgasm came over you unexpectedly.

He continued to thrust, dragging your pleasure further and you felt him groan as he came.

He stepped away from you, his penis sliding out of your wetness. You turned to face him and he was smirking, the devious look in his eye once again. He gave your body a once over.

“I should save your life more often." 

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)