Awe That’s So Cute! We Love You And Your Zachbots, James 😙😙

i’m replying to a lot of ao3 comments for the first time in my life, so my brain conjured this meme

TBH I was really hoping for an octopus (my name is based of it and I consider it my spirit animal) but I think this works too

FISH QUIZZZZ!!! FISH QUIZZZ!!!! TAKE IT!!! special request from my friend avery shoutout avery <3 it's right up my alley anyways... im so jellyfish coded !!

quiz made: june 2024

Karaoke With The Girls Is Like…

I’ve mentioned it before, but I headcanon that Donita may have been in a toxic relationship in the past, and my OC Violet was in a toxic relationship prior to Zach…I also kind of think this might have been a possibility for Paisley’s past too…So, I imagine karaoke night with the villain girls: Donita, Violet, Paisley, Yssa (the oc of the wonderful @lovelybakerandconstructionworker ) goes something like this:

Like they are literally screaming, singing it toward the end….

All: All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid Nymph then a virgin, nurse then a servant Donita: Just an appendage, live to attend him

Paisley: So that he never lifts a finger

Violet: 24∕7, baby machine

Yssa: So he can live out his picket-fence dreams

Violet: It's not an act of love if you make her

All: You make me do too much labour

And the guys are just watching them in a mixture of confusion, amusement, and fear.

Dabio: They look really angry…

Rex: Don’t tell them that…it will just aggravate them more…

Gourmand: I’ve never heard Little Sugar sing like that…you better be glad you’re not her ex Zachy…

Zach: You don’t think I realize that? She’s terrifying once you get on her bad side….

Shitposter

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

🎂🎉Happy Birthday, Chris Kratt! 🎉🎂

Happy 55th Birthday to the one and only Chris Kratt 🎉🎂🎊🎁!

Sending you the warmest birthday wishes today Chris! Thank you for all you have done to bring a love for the creature world and creature adventuring into the lives of so many people! Through your shows alongside Martin, you have created awareness and knowledge about animals and their habitats that will continue to be fostered in future generations for many years to come.

Your shows have been a refuge for so many people in times of hardship, and they have helped people, like myself, to overcome and even escape from such situations. Your work in the creature world is unsurpassed, please continue to do what you are doing, it is so needed and appreciated, just like you are.

Wishing you many more creature adventure filled birthdays to come 🎉🎂🎊🎁!!!

Varmibeth

The response to my poll was overwhelmingly positive so here's a little intro to everyone :)

A Macbeth-Wild Kratts crossover AU

Disclaimer: canon-divergent to Wild Kratts and Macbeth

all posts related to this AU will be under #varmibeth wk

The chapters will be posted in the original Acts and scenes from Macbeth with slight changes to content and writing

(Will be written in modern English in most cases)

Characters (some names were edited slightly):

Macbeth-Zach (Varmibeth)

Lady Macbeth-Violet (Lady Varmibeth) (@jokerislandgirl32)

Various Servants - Zachbots

Macduff-Chris (MacKratt)

Lady Macduff-María (Lady MacKratt)(@cat-angel-936)

Banquo-Donita

King Duncan-Martin

Malcolm-Yssa (@lovelynurseandhenchman)

Donalbain-Jimmy

Fleance-Dabio

Siward- Gourmand

Three Witches-Paisley,Koki,Aviva

Hecate-Nori (@caityrayeraye)

Apparitions - Daphne (@octoqueen10 aka me)

Porter- Rex and Jimmy

(I added/omitted a couple characters and gender-bent a couple characters for the sake of the story)

(characters will have bigger/smaller roles compared to their og media)

If I included your oc and you would not like me to, please dm or comment and I will remove them

*I do not own Macbeth or Wild Kratts

94 percent but I’m actively charging it haha

Tag game!

500th post so why not start a tag game :D

Your battery percentage is the number of friends you have. How popular are you?

1-10 ok woah go charge your phone

you don’t have many friends because you’re too cool for most people :D

11-25 why have you been on your phone this long go outside

you have a good mix of friends and bitches. Respect.

26-50 your fine for a day or so

you are probably in 3+ friend groups but only in 2 group chats

51-75 congratulations on not forgetting to charge your phone last night

Woah there. Slow down on the friends- your phone might break from all the numbers you text. Good luck- you’re going to need it.

76-99 …wow! Someone who actually charges their phone- rare :3

you don’t know the names of all your friends and make 3 more everywhere you go.

100 you are a living god.

Wow- didn’t know this was possible. Round of applause to the amazing Dee Ity! (What a strange name)

npt:

@cuethesolareclipse13 @happilynerdyzombie @dayz72 @wisegirl42 @koryphaea

Quinceañera wins!! Expect it coming sometime tomorrow

It's my Birthday on Wednesday...

Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

Wild Kratts Fanon be like

I got inspired by @jokerislandgirl32 and decided to try it with Donita

First off…

When you click on Donita’s page, it instantly sends you to her page with this being the title. (Guess you have some competition Violet 🤭🤭)

status:✨still here✨ also we have 5 random children which is fun (only one is mentioned on Zach’s page btw)

✨Danita✨ also Zach is misspelled. Zach can’t see through all those distractions? But don’t worry they get married at some point?

The Danita aforementioned