They Really Said That…

99.9% of the people on this website are wurmple 

It’s happy alternative reality that we deserved, guys :’’’3 There is also a bonus of how lil naruto sees all of his nee-chans and nii-chans ahaha

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Quick Reminder:

Nazis are not welcome on this blog.

Nazis should not feel respected or safe.

Nazis aren’t smiled upon by the gods.

Nazis don’t get into Valhalla.

Nazis get to rot in Ginnungagap, alone, with the weight of their wasted, hateful life on their shoulders.

I’m done being silent on this subject. Nazis and Nazi apologists do not have my respect and will not be tolerated on this blog in any circumstance.

If you take offense to this post, you’re not welcome here either.

I’m in! :3

Carrie was an utter gift.

To the anon that sent me four asks, sorry idk how to respond to all of them/ get all of them in one while on mobile rn. I’d recommend going through some of the self diagnosis stuff I’ve reblogged, there are quizzes and things. And for stims I’d recommend getting some stim toys or making some, fabric mazes, flour balloons, and bottle caps are all great stim toys that are pretty easy.

If you ever feel like you must be the most unobservant person in the world, remember: I once spent half a year failing to notice that my new favourite restaurant was a money-laundering front for the Ukrainian mafia.

(I didn’t think anything of it at the time, but in retrospect, the fact that it was always dead no matter the time of day - I think the busiest I ever saw it was five people, myself included - well, that should have been a tipoff. Also, the waitstaff kept calling me “Mr. Prokopetz”, which I had assumed was just part of the restaurant’s gimmick, but given that “Prokopetz” is a Ukrainian surname, I’m now force to wonder whether they’d thought I was, you know, in the business. I just liked the pierogi!)

“I’m not mad just disappointed”, “Honey can you clean your room?”, and my favorite “You’re adopted and your step-father and I are getting a divorce”

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

Where my mutuals with tinnitus at make some noise

Motivational* Slenderverse Quotes

If I’m totally honest, 2016 has been a thoroughly execrable year for reasons that, to quote Noah Maxwell, “ranged from dispiriting to insipid to insidious” -both personally for many of us, myself included, and generally for the world at large. So it’s at times like these where the stories most resonant to me are the ones whose rare glimmers of hope will acknowledge that things aren’t okay, or even motivate out of spite alone, but persist nonetheless… anyways, I hope the quotes under the cut help you out a bit like they helped me.

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