I Am Also On A Swim Team, So I’m Adding.

How to find out if your new friend likes lotr

suggest that you should do something that, according to your friend, one does not simply do

(If friend identifies as something other than male) Say ‘no man can do _____’

if they arrive late say ‘you’re late’ (friend may claim they arrived precisely when they meant to or ask if they look horrible)

ask them what taters are

call something (preferably jewelry) ‘precious’

ask them what their favorite meal of the day is (both second breakfast or elevenses are acceptable)

Modern lotr AU I may or may not write

The fellowship is in high school 

they all end up with in-school suspension for a week.

Gandalf is the teacher that watches them.

all become friends (also free the school from the tyrant of a principal Sauron, but whatever)

Frodo

freshman

Gay

He/him

has anxiety and depression

adopted by Bilbo, his rich gay uncle

best friend (and later boyfriend) is Sam

I don’t know what he did to get suspended

Sam

also a freshman

Bi

He/him

likes gardening

crushing really hard on his friend Frodo

Merry

freshman

Ace

he/him

trans

best friend with Pip

got suspended for setting off fireworks in class

Pippin

freshman

Pan

he/they

flirts with everyone

set off fireworks with Merry

stoner

Aragorn

Junior

Bi

he/him

substitutes sleep with coffee

loves horses

never washes his hair

adopted by Elrond

somehow ended up dating Legolas (has no idea how he manged to be so lucky)

probably smoking weed behind the school right now.

got suspended for pulling out a knife during school (the teachers have have no idea how he got it.)

Legolas

also a junior

He/they

Pan

has more hair produces than anything else (except maybe pictures of Aragorn)

captain of the school archery team

suspended for climbing school buildings

Gimli

Senior

what is gender?

Aro/Ace

spends as much time as they can in the art studio

got suspended for creating a real axe and bursting into a classroom saying “here’s Gimli!”

Boromir

senior

Bi

he/him

on the soccor team

a big softy

loves his little brother Faramir

pretty much adopts Merry and Pippin as so as he meets them

got suspended for starting a fight with the other jocks because he didn’t like the way they were treating people.

 also toying with the Idea of Arwen being a cheerleader and falling for Eowyn, who is in a biker gang, but we’ll see. I might add more characters later if I end up writing this but this is the basics.

What are doing under Spot’s bed, Race? Hmm?

Jack: why does Spot hate me so much

David: would you like the reasons numerically or alphabetically?

Race: he’s got a list under his bed. I can get it for you

They’re gay.

No I won’t elaborate.

If I ask my future partner “You’re like the Achilles to my Patroclus” and they say “weren’t they just friends?” I will leave them on the spot.

Happy Canon Destiel-Election-Putin resign-Sherlock season 5 rumour Day!!!!!!

Oh My Goodness. He is the best little Tony Stark I’ve ever seen. How dare the bullies hurt him like this.

this made me so angry. he looked AMAZING as Tony Stark and I hope he knows that those kids are just jealous

(sincerely wish Robert Downey Jr saw this and maybe made him feel better by saying hi to him in a video? he deserves that🥺)

I’ve been watching LOTR crack videos for the past hour and I can’t breath. Why is this so funny?

Can‘t wait to see them blow up a bus!

so I just finished watching Hawkeye. I should have finished it long ago, I know, but life got in the way.  I love it. OMG. It almost beats falcon and the winter soldier, and definitely beats loki and wandavision.