It's High Key Funny Seeing Dude Bros Who Need Fight Scenes Dangled In Front Of Them Like Car Keys Bitch

Second line has six syllables instead of seven but A for effort Haiku Bot.

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

Toriyama really said "Okay so Goku has this older brother who wears these tiny little shorts and a weird band (?) around his ridiculously thicc thigh and also has long beautiful fluffy looking hair. Got it? Good! We'll never discuss him again after this!" 😭

If I fumbled a baddie like Geto I'd become a shell of the man I once was and try to keep everyone at an arm's length away from me too.

Tag yourself (I'm Shuro)

Y'all see it too or am I tripping?

I genuinely think it's interesting that curses are born when there is nothing but negativity and turmoil and the thing that makes curses like Kenjaku and Sukuna falter is witnessing moments of both great sadness and pure affection.

Gojo knowing and calling out that Kenjaku could never be Geto despite every single ounce of logic in him stating otherwise because HE knew Geto. He loved him, adored him, admired him and grieved for him when he was gone.

Yuji reaching out desperately to the person he's come to care so much for and reflecting on how much his life would be missing if Megumi just wasn't in it anymore.

Wether you ship it or not it's genuinely such a touching look at how the people that can bring so much joy to life can also bring such a great sadness to it once they're gone.

HI OMG I'm probably late as hell but I've been losing it over the fact that motherfucking Polkadot Man is going to be playing Mr. 3 holy shit absolutely inspired

Okay guys hear me out

They had to kill off Wasuke cause he would've beat the shit out of Sukuna with his old man rage.

White people love to be like "I avoid Black people because I'm scared I'll accidentally be racist to them" and think it's 1) somehow not racist to do this 2) a normal thing to do and admit