I Am Not Good At This… I Am Not Good At  being Your… Employee

hey staff its me, pukicho, remove tumblr live this instant . 

Brain politics

"left brain" "right brain" please stop excluding the rest of us who have absolutely no brain whatsoever

*commences the action of not moving due to heart failure*

*pauses mid-sentence as the little hamster that lives in my brain abruptly gets off the hamster wheel to go drink water from it's little upside down water bottle*

Disney: there are no gay characters

also Disney: *releases a movie about two gay fish bois during pride month*

make friends like bonnie did in toy story 4

STOP MAKING EVERYTHING MULTIPLAYER I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLES 

*brings back Andromeda*

THIS IS MY RELIGION RIGHT HERE LOL, KNEEL BEFORE THE SPACE KING

this is the himiko yumeno of skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle

reblog to cast this on your enemies and protect yourself if you’re the target of this powerful curse

my sebek part of the twst art nouveau collaboration hosted by @//antropix_ on instagram ^⁠_⁠^

til how to blend humans into juice.

1st. Get a human. Preferably a Karen.

2nd. Cut into un-even pieces.

3rd. Blend.

4th Enjoy :)

Have you ever just managed to almost achieve with a lot of effort and then someone just comes along and resets it?