Gigantamax Pikachu/Pukicho.
guad, why is one of your three primal fears whales?
so you know how millions of years ago life on this planet tended to be *enormous*? like, after dinos we got ridiculously massive mammals like the indricotherium:
and we got freakin giant apes
and giant fucking camels (Titanotylopus)
well naturally ancient ocean life was 1000x scarier. absolute nightmare fuel. it wasn’t enough that we got terrifying GIANT FUCKING MEGALODON SHARKS
no there was also bullshit like styxosaurus just running around. for NO REASON
look at this bullshit
even the fucking whales were terrifying. wtf Basilosauruses NO ONE asked for
oh wait don’t let me forget that even boring fucking FISH couldn’t be normal
unnecessary and unhelpful.
I hope i have made a point. the largest animals in the history of the world are now extinct and fuck you PETA i am GRATEFUL for that. i just, i have enough shit to deal with in the world as it is. i don’t think it’s fair to make me deal with that too, i really don’t. so good riddance.
Except. Blue. Whales.
did i say the largest animals in history? NOPE ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE THIS FUCKER
This Utter.
Blue.
Bastard.
Life on this planet is 4 billion years old and the relatively recent accursed Blue Whale is the largest animal to have existed in all that time. I hate and resent that, and this is why blue whales are tied with late-stage capitalism as one of my Top 3 All Time Fears. Good day to you.
EVERYTHING ELSE GOT SMALLER! EVERYTHING ELSE! NO MORE GIANT RODENTS, NO MORE BEAVERS THAT COULD SQUASH A PERSON WITH THEIR FOOT. NO MORE 3 TON SLOTHS. EVEN THE FUCKING SHARKS got smaller. But not the blue whales. NOT THE FUCKING BLUE WHALES
not sure why this is getting followed at all but okay then
Whenever people draw mastermind taka and make him look like a dictator he just looks like this to me
Hi
Kai
Kaito
K... Kaito and Kokichi plushies mY BELOVEDS AHHHHHHHH
IT STILL MAKES ME SO HAPPY AND S O F T TO SEE THE PRECIOUS PLUSHIE BOYOS, I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM IN MONTHS AND THEY JUST MAKE ME SO HAPPY, LOOK AT THEM!!!! THEY ARE ADORABLE 😭😭😭😭💞 PLUSHIE OUMOTA SUPREMACY
one day…a big fuckass bird snatched him from the apple when he took his anxiety meds.
Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww)
Followers
…i got a ko-fi donation of $6.90 from a person whose icon is a pair of booty shorts with YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION printed on the ass. i am still processing my emotional reaction
if anyone were to look in my brain, they’d probably find the answer to the universe hidden beneath all that hyperfixation and the multiple pieces and parts of fandoms I guess I’m a part of. But no one will be able to do it without going insane as I mash Unexpectancy Part 2 with a random Pokémon song followed by thoughts of mental illness and gay men. And Squids.
Guy doing push-ups becomes gay and quits his jobs at McDonalds, breaks his leg and gets a wheelchair
hi those of you who've not seen sk8 pls describe what happened in this ep based on this:
HELP ME ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY DID AN ASK
this image literally fills me with happiness
None yet, but he won’t give up!
Also as soon as your Kaito falls, that’s it. Goodbye First Kaito, hope you don’t land near Second Kaito.
Here we have the Ultimate Astronaut in an enclosed, simulated habitat where it awaits its natural prey, comets.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA YOUR CAPTION MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD OMF THIS IS PERFECT 😭😭😭😭😭😂 ACNH SHENANIGANS!!!
HE'S LITERALLY WAITING TO HUNT DOWN COMETS I FUCKING LOVE IT, HAS HE CAPTURED ANY YET
Also I feel obligated to add on more so here, have a frowning Kaito
Your Kaito awaiting his natural prey for my frowning Kaito about to fall off his chair, this is the law of equivalent exchange
I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal I’m normal
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