Armand Saying "Vampires With Hobbies? Insanity!" Is So Funny Because, Truly, Have They Considered That

*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal 

dabbling in teletext art :P thought it would be funny if this was on ur tv

Cunt Dracula

mcr fans will see their favorite guy eating a bagel and go apeshit

even better, i sent him to get dentals

P.S. you should check @frodo-a-gogo ‘s disco comics, she wrote most of the texts here

Armand, who was glued to his ipad for a whole season, curiously states the incorrect amount of nights spent in San Fransisco. Why would he do this? Sure, he could've forgotten, but I fear we need to seriously consider that he actually was referencing Five Nights at Freddy's.

day 3 in San Francisco consisted of Armand using his telekinesis to make Daniel slap himself in the face while saying to him "stop hitting yourself"

looks at you like that homophobic dog

good soup