Things People Do In Real World Dialogue:

I think kids with ADHD and ASD have a special relationship to swingsets as compared to other playground activities, just because of the leg motions. I went to an old park today and just swung for twenty minutes because the pumping you have to do to actually swing is a very, very nice stim.

he does nt even know

Laser Gender Removal

obliterate your gender with my refreshing and deadly beams

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 

lack of any clear place the hand is looking 

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 

the inconsistent zoom 

once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

I just found out that Cosmo Sheldrake, a British songwriter who makes quirky music based on tardigrades, recordings of bird calls, Heffalumps from Winnie the Pooh, and the importance of mythology has a brother named MERLIN who writes books on the vitality of fungi to our world and lives and i’m ??? whAT KIND OF WHIMSICAL FAIRYTALE FAMILY???

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!