Protons……….. Neutrons…………… Croutons………

I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to follow you! Please accept my apologies. I have rectified this huge error! (Also, I hope I get revenge for you stabbing me with sais in the next hunger games!) 💚💚

A) don't worry! Its fine! It's not a mistake! I didn't expect you to find me here too sjsjsjs

B) I have a terrible memory and I had to keep reloading the page, w h a t. In all honesty, I have never been that badass jdjsjsj

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a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

crying ideas

personally I don’t like crying (stresses me the f out) but I do love some kinds of crying.

the harsh screams and cries of someone finding a loved one dead or seeing them die. The raw sound of grief that the character just can’t hold back. 

The tears that come with no sound, the whumpee is in too much pain to hold them back. but at the same time is too numb for any actually sounds so all that comes out is the tears. 

the whumpee holds up the tough guy act for the entire whumpe session until the whumper leaves them alone. that’s when the tears come and they cry.

another good “tough guy” one is when the whumpee finally breaks in front of their team/team/family. which then brings on a very nice group hug.

character A shows up at B’s house in the middle of the night, bruised and soaking wet from the storm outside. B doesn’t even have time to ask what’s wrong before A just starts crying hard. B pulls A inside and they just hug for a while.

two friends on a battle field lean on each other and share a few tears for their fallen comrades.

and my personal fav, Character A finds B alive after being separated during whatever whump/trauma scene. just the tears of happiness that come pouring out as they embrace each other. (I like using this one for scenarios like “big sibling finds younger sibling” or parental figure finds child”)

Marvin using his magic?? Yes??

can u believe that ace attorney got so popular they invented laws

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out