Friendly Seasonal Reminder

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Julius Caesar deserved to get stabbed the absolute bitch baby. The Library of Alexandria burnt down and no i will never get over this

Just realized that as we go into the rawring twenties this is the first time FOB, Panic!, AND MCR have all been active at the same time since 2009

ok so I decided to take a lil peek at the tma vague tag and im not sure if I should be terrified or excited  

the next time someone asks me if I’m a girl or boy i’m just gonna say plant because honestly that’s where i’m at right now

Hi what if I straight up changed my name to Moss? Like????? Honestly???

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I should have stopped at 69 posts, what have I let my life become

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

not to be a needy bitch but could i have some serotonin please