As Someone With A Shelter Dog That Does Exactly This, Out Of The Blue? Whenever? Highly Likely Lol

Boah, me fuckin' too!

What I should be doing: working on my novel

What I’m actually doing: working on a 73 chapter Skyrim fanfic

Hey, this’s a little random, but I’m rewatching LOKI and had a thought. What could Mobius have possibly done to become a Variant? Single dad of two boys who sold rec vehicles?

But then, I started thinking about his character. How patient, but firm he is. His good advice and who his wife might’ve been, right? He lived in the suburbs with his boys and based on his age (we’ll say roughly 40 something?)

And who else is around that age, living alone with a boy in need of a paternal figure?

What if his wife was May Parker? What if Mobius is a variant of Uncle Ben, if he and May had been able to have kids of their own and left New York to raise their boys in the burbs before Peter Parker was orphaned? Too far to be able to take him or maybe May died shortly before and he didn’t think he could handle a 3rd kid…?

That’s certainly something that would’ve broken the “canon,” especially if moving away inadvertently caused May to die somehow (ex: car accident or something), right? Great advice, positive teaching style, quick to bond with tricky/witty vigilante types?

This’s probably been done a hundred times already on this site, but it’s just a thought I had.

Just picturing something like:

Ben getting the call that his brother and sister-in-law are dead. He’s had to make the hardest decision of his life, but for the good of his boys and Peter, he thinks he made the right one. He’s not a rich man. The house already has two mortgages, the dealership is barely getting by as it is. Looks down at his wedding ring on a chain around his neck, thinking there was no possible way he could do it on his own and then? He sets the phone back on the hook and there’s TVA agents in his living room. Placing a reset charge on his coffee table and demanding he come with them for judgement.

For costing his universe the creation of an anchor being, like Spider-Man.

Also, could you imagine Loki trying to help Mobius save a version of his universe by raising Peter Parker together in a universe where both Ben and May died (like how Miguel tried to replace Gaby’s dad, except actually helpful?) Showing up to PTA meetings, just Ben Parker and his new very tall, elegantly goth, vaguely European husband?

Loki becomes PTA President, of course. Makes his own presidential sash. Mobius gets way too hyped about bake sales/food drives/blood drives/toys for tots. Loki judging the science fair. Showing up to debate club contests to cheer way too loud. Both of them having to act surprised when Peter starts sneaking in late until it finally comes out and they have to be like “Ooooh, nooo! We’re floored! Totally stunned! Hoooowww could we have missed this?!”

Then, Loki helps him make a real suit, because “no child of his is going be a vigilante AND a fashion disaster.”

Loki eventually coming out as a Frost Giant to make Peter feel less like a freak in some teary-eyed heart to heart about how difficult it is to let “normal” people close to them.

Just saving the world by being embarrassing, loving father figures together in the sort of open, honest family that Loki’s always wanted (cue his angst about immortality).

Yes. Just so many yes's...

Atla - Live Action

That whitewashed fan cast of atla that was on my dash got me smh so i decided to make my own y’all yes I’m being salty but whatever representation is really important to me ok and it’s one of the reasons atla was so amazing 

Granted, this would be my fan cast in a version of the series where they are older bc these ppl are 110% not teenagers

Katara - Ashley Callingbull - Enoch Cree Nation and she from my province so HOLLA 

Sokka - Martin Sensmeier - Tlingit, Koyukon-Athabascan 

Zuko - Seo Kang-joon - South Korean and myy GODD he’s foine

Iroh - Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa -  Japanese

Toph - Davika Hoorne - Thai

Haru - Şükrü Özyıldız - Turkish and also can I marry his face pls

Jet -Charles Michael Davis - Filipino, African Amercian - THis mas oozes bad boy charm and i will forever believe he would make an incredible Jet

Aang - Huang Zitao - Chinese - shoutout to exo’s former member

Ty Lee, Mai, Azula - Claudia Kim (Kim Soo-hyun), Rila Fukushima, Liu Yifei yes she is also mulan yay  - South Korean, Japanese, Chinese 

Yue - Julia Jones - Choctaw and Chickasaw, African American

Suki - Diem My - Vietnamese

Hakoda - Eric Schweig - Inuit and Ojibwe/Anishinaabe Aboriginal

Ozai - Cha Seung-won - South Korean

romancing lucanis - a story told in memes

I’m gonna need all my DND people out here to think on this theory I just came up with after watching Venom last night and rewatching the Baldur’s Gate 3 trailer this evening...

As we all know, the Mind Flayers are inherently evil, xeno-centric space Nazis born of a hentai-watcher’s kinky nightmare. Fortunately, we’re not here to discuss that description I just burned into your brain.

What we will discuss however are their tadpoles. The small, sea-lamprey-like spawn of the Mind Flayers who implant themselves into a brain and feed off of it until they eventually take over the host body. Whatever. We been done knew that already.

BUT! What if it were possible to form a symbiotic relationship with the tadpole? As in let it continue to live behind your eye so long as the host eats brains to feed the tadpole’s hunger while in exchange maintaining use of the critter’s psyonic abilities? I mean, why not, other than the thought that the tadpole would never mature and kill you?

I mean, if that’s what comes out of a Mind Flayer after their aesexual reproductive cycles, then isn’t that the true state of Mind Flayers? What they were before I suppose the first tadpole came upon a host on whatever home world they hail from?

So, forgive me if I’m wrong, but what creature would refuse absolute protection, endless sustenance and very little effort on its behalf to the end of its days? That’s basically like keeping a cat that just lives in your head!

Has no one else ever contemplated this idea, or am I just alone on this one because I think Venom is funny?

Well, we all know what happens next…

I'm sorry but this is so funny

Thot ✨wampus✨ activity

I have never been more confused in my life

If people who touch or poke Superman can make impressions in his skin (I just watched the bath scene in Batman V Superman, don’t judge me), does that mean every time he gets punched or shot at, he just kinda jiggles...? Is there a jiggling going on...?

I must know if Superman jiggles!

A human woman in strange tattered armor sitting at the bar...with a bone plated, reptilian demon in blue armor...

*cries forever*

Provide your own context.

This is so wrong, but I love it