Remind Me To Tell Yall About The Worm Tooth Theory

Mermaid Scooping 💦

The brain rot is real and I need more of this gaaaaaame

meeting valen 🤧

I say I want a real boyfriend but then I think about Balor from FoM and take it back because no man can live up to that slimy, stinky, soggy thief of a pixel

Álfheimr 🌳✨

gaining followers pretty fast and that should not be happening i think. tumblr have some restraint. youre embarassing us

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

patiently waiting until I get to kiss the dragon

That one dialogue from Friday Night at the Inn…