Owwwch... I Have A Cornflache

if you cant flirt with your besties are they really your besties?

the sun is nice. so is the daughter ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I like the sun :)

how little?

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

imagine someone who's never heard of undertale finding out that there's a genocide themed cover of bad romance by lady gaga

whoa oo oh oo ohhh uohuoh story of undertale

collection of these papyrus images that i found under fake deltarune release date posts lol

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

lord the peasants are so loud today

maybe paimon isnt the smartest

i finally broke and downloaded genshin

not nauseous enough, ya know?

"you've said that ad nauseam" yes and i intend to add more nauseam

watch out, ech

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