Wowie.. Tong..

Wowie.. Tong..

tits are great and all, don’t get me wrong, but where’s the HRT to give me a bifurcated jaw and a three-foot-long tongue? I could be contributing to great scientific advancement in the fields of french kissing and oral sex if only I were liberated from these constraints.

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``"Dearest Kavaliere:

I have been requested by the Karrakin Unified Mining Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Karrakin Unified Mining Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for paracausal exploration in the Dawnline Shore region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling Manna 40,000,000. The Karrakin Unified Mining Company is desirous of paracausal exploration in other parts of the interest, however, because of certain regulations of the Karrakin Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Karrakin citizen to assist the Karrakin Unified Mining Company, and also the House of Stones, in moving these funds out of House Stones. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your Union Core account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Karrakin Unified Mining Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Karrakin Unified Mining Company would agree to allow you to retain captured Balor exosuits and weapon from Khayradin skirmish salvaging operation.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to UEB law, you must presently be a depositor of at least Manna100,000 in a Karrakin bank which is regulated by the UEB.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Khayradin, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Karrakin Unified Mining Company, as well as with certain officials of the House of Stones.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at (lord-baron-alex.omid) . Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Karrakin Government will realize that theHouse of Stones is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Lord Baron Stone Alexander"``

Hello!

I'll be sure to accept any transfer requests. As soon as you send me the exact galactic coordinate's you're transmitting this message from. Eat shit Rock-fucker.

Signed: [REDACTED]


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6 months ago
I Asked My Friends For Color Palettes To Draw With Cuz I LOVE Doing That And. Decided To Do A Redraw
I Asked My Friends For Color Palettes To Draw With Cuz I LOVE Doing That And. Decided To Do A Redraw

I asked my friends for color palettes to draw with cuz I LOVE doing that and. Decided to do a redraw of that act 5 art. isat cyberpunk au blast

3 months ago

"trauma bitch genemod furry genderfucked mecha pilot" is the "found family bisexual bard tiefling" in a different font at this point

6 months ago
A mostly black & white 2-panel comic featuring the characters Isabeau, Siffrin, and Mirabelle from In Stars and Time.
Panel 1: Isabeau is alone with part of the UI from the program Clip Studio Paint in the background. He’s holding a color wheel that looks like it’s on a glass pane while his free hand index finger hovers over it. He’s looking down at the pane with wide, shiny eyes, and his mouth open in awe. He says, “Oooooh…” with wavy text, followed by, “brain-hurty shades…”
Panel 2: Isabeau has dyed his hair full-saturation, full-brightness fuchsia. He faces Siffrin and Mirabelle with his back to the camera and his arms flung out dramatically. He’s yelling “FLASHBANG!!!” with a big smile on his face. Rays of bright light shoot out from his hair. Siffrin is cringing and squinting directly into the light with a look of pained disgust on their face. Mirabelle is turning away with her eyes squeezed shut and her hands shielding her face. Hit point numbers hover above the two. Siffrin takes 36 points of damage while Mirabelle takes half that because she’s guarding.

2024 November 2nd

(You see a vision of the fuchsia.)

Context and some BlueBead Drawing Workflow Lore™: I convert a copy of my line art to pixel art by crunching it with levels and posterization so that I can quickly paint bucket in flat colors. However, when making the flats layer, I fill it in with a "missing texture" bright fuchsia first so I know if I missed any spots or if there's orphaned pixels.

While working on my last major drawing, Isabeau and Siffrin got to rock some fuchsia hair dye and Mirabelle got to enjoy a flashy shawl for a while because I thought they looked cool. And out of that trio, I deemed Isa most likely to inflict minor psychic damage on his friends for the bit. 😆

A close-up, the WIP Fuchsia Gang, and more rambling under the cut

A close-up of Siffrin’s and Mirabelle’s reactions to being flash-banged from panel 2 of the previous comic. Instead of hit point numbers, there’s now faint text saying, “(You can’t control your expression fast enough.)” above Siffrin’s head.

Gosh I love drawing disgruntled / disgusted expressions so much, you can get so scrunchy with them. I think drawing stupid facial expressions is my favorite part of being an artist, genuinely. 😂

A drawing work-in-progress of the characters Isabeau, Odile, Siffrin, Mirabelle, and Bonnie posing together. The drawing is in the phase where the line art is being filled in with flat colors, but there’s bright fuchsia in some places: Isabeau’s hair, Siffrin’s hair dye, and Mirabelle’s shawl.

WIP of [this drawing] from October 15th! Siffrin with partial pink hair dye unironically slaps in my opinion.

Time taken on the comic was 20 hours and 31 minutes. Been trying to speed things up, but I was having too much fun playing with new line art brushes and special effects. I'm getting better at ignoring tiny inconsequential things I'd want to endlessly tweak though!

Will I ever draw in the same art style twice in a row? Who knows. :) I've been slowly trending towards the style I draw my OCs in, but it's not fully there yet, lol.

Is this post spoilers??? I feel like it's only spoilers if you know the right context for things, but heck it, it gets spoiler tagged.

2 months ago

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

2 months ago
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