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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
“ I've always liked the time before dawn because there's no one around to remind me who I'm supposed to be, so it's easier to remember who I am. ”
Brian Andreas, Trusting Soul
Antoine Doré
He Sees You When You’re Sleeping, He Knows When You’re Awake.
Krampus Compilation.
Artists: Evgenij Kungur † Mr. Werewolf † Dominik Derow † Stefan Koidl † Mitchell Nolte † Daniele Ingrassia
an old-school cookie recipe for anyone wanting a hobbit-y christmas dessert. i just imagine these kinds of desserts as being easy and classic for a fantasy english countryside. enjoy with some mulled wine! it’s from an old finnish recipe.
300g flour
200g butter
1 dl sugar
1 egg yolk
2 tbsp of water
mix by hand the flour and sugar with the cold butter. smush the butter in until there are no large chunks- should look like crumbly flour. put the egg yolk in. mix the water in. mix by hand again until it looks like a dough. put in fridge for “a while”, it should harden so it’s not as soft.
after, roll out sections of the dough into long sticks and cut to 5cm, it should be the width of a finger. bake in oven at 375F/190C until golden. about ten minutes!
Jaroslav Panuška (1872–1958) - Spirit of the Dead Mother, 1900
Bilbo Baggins is my spirit animal because, kinda want to stay home, kinda want to travel, kinda hate people, but i still want to socialise a bit and everyone annoys me
"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that
@lokistinkycat was wel een leuke era bij jou
✨manifesting✨
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
Manifesting this
From off.grid.cabins
My fatal flaw