My Father Was A Monster, So Are You.. And So Am I.

#Jack was actually the Professor’s ancestor #but after being sent to the future the Professor was then never born #therefore never made the Powerpuff girls #and the forces of evil were free to destroy the world

by Evgeniy Malykhanov

I needed to express for my love for this film somehow and this was it. 

NOW. I’m Italian. Italians are always perceived as the messy, loud, uneducated, rude, dirty ones. (let’s not talk about the mafia stereotype, because I don’t want to get more furious than this right now) Of course, because of this, everyone can make fun of us, everyone can call us names, they can say we’re ignorant and shit, and you know what? that’s okay, you can do this. Sure. But you can’t come here, in Rome holy shit, and trash the only good thing left of this country : our culture. You ABSOLUTELY can’t come to Rome and damage THE MOTHERFUCKING BERNINI’S FOUNTAIN IN PIAZZA DI SPAGNA (which, by the way, had been restored like a few months ago). And now, thanks to the lovely dutch hooligans, that’s all gone. Do you know how much we paid that restoration? 200.000 euros. 200.000 motherfucking euros. Gone. Wasted. Now, I understand that some people could be like “yeah but that’s a one time thing” but no, shit, this is not the first time it happens. A few months ago a French man tried to steal a piece of a wall. OF POMPEI. Two Irish men, a few weeks ago, damaged the Basilica of Sant’Andrea della Valle. I could go on forever with this shit, I don’t even care anymore of where those people come from. I JUST WANT YOU TO RESPECT US. And if you really can’t respect Italians, respect our culture at least. Because that’s all we have. And remember that this country is not your souvenir shop. You can’t come here and have a bath in the Venice’s canals, you can’t steal pieces of wall from Pompei. You can’t trash Roma because your team is playing in the city. You can’t do that. You. Can’t. Do. That.

the thing that really pushed me to see this movie - apart from tumblr’s numerous other reviews, hailing it as “glorious garbage” and “that fanfic you wrote when you were fourteen but with a $100 million budget” - was the fact that competewithmymassiveintellect​, who to my...

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