Spidery Peter Is My Favorite Thing And Id Like To Mention That Burrowing Spiders Will Keep Humming Frogs

omg i was thinking abt this post again and realized “and im sorry i left but it was for the best though it never felt right” also fits SO well omg this is gonna destroy me. plus the fact that the reaping is on the fourth of july lol

i am not ready for the sotr edits to fourth of july by sufjan stevens when the movie comes out

“did you get enough love, my little dove?”

when i have trig homework but im watching movies and writing fanfic instead

im so jealous of people who grew up in their childhood home. what do you mean your first and 18th birthday cakes are on the same dining table? your second grade math and your high school physics done in the same living room? your bedroom shifting through each phase of your life?

theyre idiots i love em

steve rogers did not spend 3+ movies fucking over the government for people to completely miss the point of captain america. can't wait for sam to continue that tradition and punch the president

Peter, through the radio: on 3 cut the gray wire, ok? 1..2..

Tony: wait, I don’t have a gray wire! I have red, green and yellow.

Peter, scratching his head: that’s weird. I have light gray, medium gray, dark gray.

Tony: you do?

Peter: fuck. my bad, I forgot I’m colour blind.

Tony: you’re WHAT?

Peter: doesn’t matter, just cut the middle one.

Tony, slightly panicking: it DOES MATTER! My middle one could be different. The wires are all twisted!!

Peter: on 3..1..2..

Tony, overly panicked: PETER, STOP

Peter: *rolling his eyes*

Tony: wait, I’m coming to you.

Tony, running to him: point to the wire you want me to cut.

Peter, showing him: this gray one right here.

Tony, heavily breathing: okay, by the way, it green, kiddo.

Peter: ohh.. which one is red?

Tony: the one in your left hand.

Peter: wait, which one is that? I’m also dyslexic.

Tony: how. did I. not know. THAT

they told me not to bring a knife to a gunfight. they didn’t say anything about webs

sotr wasn’t nearly as nuanced as the other books, but i feel like that was intentional. it was meant for a broader audience, one who may not be able to pick up on the subtle meanings and hauntings. it was a very centralized point, unlike the others which explored a variety of topics, because collins didn’t want a single reader to miss it. in thg, everyone focused on gale vs peeta. in tbosas, everyone focused on coriolanus. she wanted to avoid this cycle of ignoring the point in favor of the romantic relationships or “hot” characters

sorry i was quiet i’m just thinking about a young dick grayson finding out how the robin mantle ended up hurting everyone who took it

I AM AWAITING THIS WITH BATED BREATH

i need a fic where nick fury is peter’s uncle (not blood, obviously) and it has irondad so like peter is like ‘yeah i hung out with uncle nick’ and tony is like ‘i didnt know u had another uncle than ben??’ and tony eventually realizes that hes talking about nick his-mother-calls-him-fury

i love giving peter random family figures