moodboard by @gender-snatched
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: 6,292
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy
Additional Tags: Romance, Fluff and Humor, Established Relationship, Halloween
Summary:
Draco’s got into the holiday spirit. Harry isn’t pleased.
Or: Five times Draco scares Harry, and one time Harry scares Draco.
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moodboard by @gender-snatched
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: 32,475
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Andromeda Black Tonks, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Teddy Lupin, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, The Weasleys
Additional Tags: Post-Hogwarts, HP: EWE, Romance, Family, Kids, Fluff
Summary:
A decade ago Draco left England needing a change. Now he's back and a chance meeting with a trio of children leads to his life taking an unexpected turn. Friendships are formed, reconciliations made and all in all, he discovers what it is to be part of a family.
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The seven deadly sins have never looked better
why would i netflix and chill when i can ao3 and sin
It’s all over. Your favorite anime, book, movie, manga, series, television show, or video game has ended. But canon is only the beginning …
You go hunting for fanfiction seeking out all kinds of alternate endings, canon divergences, and even alternate universes.
You find several stories that you just love and it makes you smile to read them. Nevertheless, you are still looking for more …
You find it. The most wonderful fanfiction you have ever read. Even if canon didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to; it was worth it to get this story. This was written for you!
@ao3commentoftheday
@salt-of-the-ao3
I always thought these cards would be a fun way to organize rec lists.
*Images taken from Clue (1985). It’s such a fun movie and I love Tim Curry’s character and also Madeline Kahn’s. The third ending is my favorite.
The fantasy library, which would you check out?
Personally, I would really like to read the third Book of Dust novel.. You can buy a copy of this print right here
Clearly the superior trope
see the others: x x x x x
it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters
basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact
(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn’t really matter)
harry decides upon 3 goals:
fuck up as much shit as possible
make a shitload of money
save some lives or whatever
it is
H I L A R I O U S
his go-to explanation for how he knows what’s going to happen?
he has a psychic scar
(hermione is SO PISSED about this)
(neville’s like “either he’s psychic, or he’s the greatest conman alive”)
everyone just sort of assumes harry’s insane and he doesn’t do much to dispute this
harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year
“snape is my sole ally”
he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so they’re part of the gang throughout and it’s great
even draco is a friend!
(kind of)
(when harry’s not spreading a rumor that draco’s the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)
harry’s motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, “oh, this will be hilarious”
either that or, “it’s probably a tax deductible”
because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn
(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)
it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that he’s not the heir of slytherin…. because if he was, he’d have found a way to make money off of it
and everyone’s like “yeah ok that checks out”
in this timeline, neville’s boggart isn’t snape…. it’s harry as the minister of magic
harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard
harry: by the way, that reminds me – cedric. graveyard.
cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.
the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring
he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, friggin’ voldemort
everyone is like “what… what the fuck, harry”
(though by the end of first year it’s more like “… *deep sigh* … fine.
snape is so angry
it’s fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off
here’s the link
thank me later
moodboard by @gender-snatched
Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: 2,729
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Simon Snow, Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, One Shot
Summary:
What do runaway felines and reservation mix-ups have in common?
They bring two extremely similar couples together, that’s what.
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Magical girl that we deserve
There’s more!
The others: x, x, x, x
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