*cracks Knuckles* Writing These Out From Memory, Do Pardon My Possible Misinformation

african peach moth (egybolis vaillantina) | source

Little lizard I rescued from the bathroom today

Cheetah calls for his sibling. (via)

Today’s insect encounter: Smol grasshopper.

He’s quite a shy little guy

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

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Celestial Whale🐋🤍🌠 Commission for @omniiac! I'm loving designing these! So many nice ideas to work with

Just yeet a whole blender at your enemies. Without the lid it will make a deadly weapon when it contacts the enemy

Wow this is just like limbus company

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Jasmine silently considered her options. She doesn’t have a home here, a foreign entity….

(She misses her friend too)

“Yeah, let’s go grab those witches. Not like I have anything else to do right now anyways” she shrugged. Maybe getting some action in will help

“So, how do we find them anyway, if they’re all hidden in their own space? Just walk into random alleys til we find one?” She also noticed the missing weight on her arm, so much for a cheese wheel she found.

The Jabberwock hardly felt regret in it’s life

With its label as an evil dragon, it can practically do whatever it wants. Well, maybe it regrets things a tiny bit when consequences comes and get it, but it goes back to what it does later.

This time, it was different. A person so important, more than any gold it was offered, and- Not like it really knows value, but this person is important, and they had been taken away from it.

Now, as Jasmine (what a tacky name, but it’s one of the things left of her), the evil dragon embarked on a quest for knowledge. Inter-dimensional travel is no easy feat, how the heck Alice and Dorothy did it she has no idea. They did have some form of assistance or got whisked away in a hurricane…

All that she came across told her it was impossible, but she died a few times and came back, which is also impossible by human standards.

She just, didn’t quite expect the spell to activate so easily. Now, where the heck is she.

The place is all filled with strange and abstract objects, she can’t really make heads or tails of what are in the piles, but it’s not important. What’s notable are the wind up rodents carrying the objects and piling them. They remind her of the residents of Wonderland when Red Queen is demanding they hold a festival in her name. Gosh is she glad to be free.

Jasmine’s stomach growled a little, and she won’t deny it. If possible, she would like to have something organic for her meal. Looking among the pile, the dragon was delighted to fine a whole wheel of cheese! She promptly took it out of the pile, and all of a sudden, all the rodents turn at her, aggression clear in their body language, they start to lunge.

“Sugar honey ice tea” she was kind of hoping not to work for her food, but oh well. Fire ball it is then

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