Guys I can't wait to be pregnant GRBSAJSJKSLAL
but I CAN wait for people seeing post transitioned me w/a big bump and assume it's a beer belly or something when actually I'm just pregnant n helping spread the pro immigrant gay agenda through procreation 💔
Also how am I gonna explain to my future baby girl that she's named after my Arcane sona x Scar's love child?
Catalina, baby, I think I'm going to withhold that information until you're at least an older teen lol
I NEED ARCANE MEN TO GET ME PREGNANT PLEASSSEEE
irl men scare me
MY GOD PEOPLE ARE WILD 😨😨😨
(same)
Call him sushi the way I’d take him raw
vander fumbled hard like imagine having a gorgeous anarchist boyfriend with a straight up sculpted nose and a crazy haircut and then fumbling him so hard he gets a villain arc
Guys I’m like coming up with these ideas for my PopRock (??) Branch au where I have a Rock troll oc become his parent/older brother (still deciding which one tbh) and I really want to work on it but I’ve just been either sleeping or being on my phone when I could be writing 😭😭😭 The outline for all 4 fics is like 6 pages long and I didn’t even outline everything I wanted to happen
Like imagine Branch meeting another “gray” troll and finally having someone who can somewhat understand him and doesn’t force on any happiness on him AND helps him learn to stick up for himself and face his fears???? IMAGINE !!!!
The supply is NOT meeting the demand dudes. It is NOT meeting the demand. I’m wanting to pump out fics more than I’m able to write out said fics.
GUYS PLEASE WHY DOES EVERY FIC I SEND TO MY FRIEND HAVE AN AUTHOR WHO SHIPS BRANCH WITH HIS BROTHERS OR LIKES RAPE FICS 😭😭😭
Like I’ll be almost crying and then BOOM incest or the author’s other works have incest/rape
I keep blocking/muting every ao3 author who has an incest, rape, etc etc fic or had it in their bookmarks but I still keep finding more—universe just let me enjoy trolls fics not written by creeps. Is that so hard to ask 💔💔
Haha not me tho my friends already have seen my irl low standards and my horrible reputation for liking stuff I shouldn't like,, me liking a fish man isn't a big deal compared to other stuff 😎
How am I supposed to talk to my friends about how much I love Steb if he's practically a fish
I don't need that kind of reputation...
Omg I'm only shown Steb posts on my Tumblr—Its like Steb heaven over here and I love it so much <333333
I wanna give him a tiny little peck, just one. . . Plz
Listen, I get why she'd cling onto the first person who practically saved her from who knows how much more time she'd spend in that hellhole (I'm much worse cause I'll cling onto whoever shows me just an inch of kindness) but no way am I abandoning my sister who was taken in and raised by a bad man over some hottie I barely know who later wants to kill my sister
No offense to Vi, but I guess I’m built different because I would choose my sister every time.
I just realized I'm shipping Mel with so many people
Jayce
Viktor
Sky
Lest
Elora
Sevika
Vi
Gert
Steb
People clown on Maddie for getting "rejected" by Caitlyn so much but girl was getting handsy with her and acted as her right hand woman sooooo 🥱
height difference? yummy. power imbalance? kinky. (fuck)buddies in arms? check. varying degrees of toxicity depending on your interpretations/headcanons? why not? one of them is (temporarily) vampire-coded? FUCKING PEAK. WHAT’S NOT TO LIKE???
💚💚 - He/Him - 19 - feral bastard - rabid 💚💚 - obsessive and overly emotional - needy over fictional men older than me - not a safe space for Cait/CaitVi stans [you are all horrible] - safe space 💚💚 for Maddie stans [SHES MY GIRLLLL] 💚💚
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