. . .the More I Hate CaitVi And Want To Get Rid Of It Entirely

OMG I LOVE IT!!! Your art is so cute!!

Tan tan tan!!

Omg samesies!!

No wonder I want that cookie so bad

Being that im a pisces, i think that me liking Steb is...normal 🙂‍↕️

Fis = Stb

Steb, your existence would be much appreciated cause I'm low-key in pain and I feel my body slowly breaking down and I should probably ask a doctor about the pain in my side and the pain in my leg and probably the numbness I experience every once and a while like is that normal or should I—

This reminds me of when my white boss put on a playlist titled "Shit white people get turnt to" and we started talking about me seeing similarly titled playlists with the same songs. She went "Well, but I feel like those are songs everyone gets turnt to."

And in my head I was like, "Girl. . . And what color is this everyone you're thinking of????"

Also,

At my highschool prom, the DJ played Cotton Eye Joe and the kids who previously weren't dancing (like 80% of the dancefloor) were all getting down like we were at some kind of rodeo. I didn't dance cause 1, I didn't feel like dancing to that song and, 2, I was practically up against the wall and had no room to dance. But then they played Cupid Shuffle and less than half of the entire dancefloor got down. I would've, but goddamn it they still didn't give me any room to dance.

Work on current fics 🙅🏽‍♂️ Draw part of your trolls AU that doesn’t have a single chapter 🙇🏽‍♂️

I’m workshopping the name but so far I’m calling it my Thorns & Branches AU for short. I’m even starting to make a playlist and daydreaming how certain scenes will go down and have named of some ocs that will be featured in part of the series 😋 (that I will maybe eventually make)

These are the sketches I made for the edit. The first two being art of my Rock troll oc called Thorn. The 2nd sketch of him is what would have happened to him if he stayed in Volcano Rock City instead of accidentally finding Pop Village.

GUYS PLEASE WHY DOES EVERY FIC I SEND TO MY FRIEND HAVE AN AUTHOR WHO SHIPS BRANCH WITH HIS BROTHERS OR LIKES RAPE FICS 😭😭😭

Like I’ll be almost crying and then BOOM incest or the author’s other works have incest/rape

I keep blocking/muting every ao3 author who has an incest, rape, etc etc fic or had it in their bookmarks but I still keep finding more—universe just let me enjoy trolls fics not written by creeps. Is that so hard to ask 💔💔

they both want that cookie so effing bad

Sigh. . .

My poor aching fragile body can't carry Steb from Arcane over my shoulder like he's a sack of flour

But a man can dream

Omg I'm only shown Steb posts on my Tumblr—Its like Steb heaven over here and I love it so much <333333

I wanna give him a tiny little peck, just one. . . Plz