Im Just So Scared I Never Was Even Close To Good Enough For Them.

I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.

Man, FUCK YOU.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008) directed by Darren Lynn Bousman 

Not that I remember. They've been gone for a few days I believe. They didn't even send me a text...

@rickz6725

Heyyyy dude.. I have something to drop off for the babes. Did they say anything about being called out for a mission?

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

Okay, seriously dude, gross. He's literally me but evil.

i mean Val did say I fucked them good so...

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.

Ts so buns idk if ill finish it

we have to go there. now. you got your portal gun on you?

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

it's fingers in his wound wednesday