Val Took My Arm And Won't Give It Back, So I'm Stuck Being One Armed For Now. God Dammit.

I probably have like 25 different rocks and crystals stashed in Mortytown, I don't eat any tho

WHAT ROCKS DO YOU LIKE?????

(sorry really excited, haven't met another z dimension Rick in a bit!)

Thank you for asking!! :D

I didn't know I'd love you so much

they.. they had a wife?

what happened to her?...

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

Not that I remember. They've been gone for a few days I believe. They didn't even send me a text...

@rickz6725

Heyyyy dude.. I have something to drop off for the babes. Did they say anything about being called out for a mission?

Do we approve of the before and after

Eugh, don't make me think about that gross shit again. But, anyways, I'm in..

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.

I feel so fucking bad for Val. It's all my fault. I fucking triggered them... I ruined everything..

Oh when' the saisns go amrchifng innnnn oh whenenthwb saints go marching iinnnnnnn oh yes iw anant yo br s on that nufufuurmrvrmm

didnt think id need to say this but do NOT interact with me if you are in the basic dni category. This goes for darkshippers primarily. This isn’t necessarily directed but darkshippers make me sick to my stomach and i DO NOT appreciate when you interact with me. Thanks!

OOC: hello!! I made you a bracelet! Hope you like it!!

This is awesome!!! Thank you so much!!! :))