Can We Talk About How Few Reader-inserts There Are For Specifically Male Readers? Because, Wow.

Hi! Can I get a marvel ship please? Straight 5'9 girl with curly hair and hazel eyes. Introvert. Gryffindor. Childish. Very protective of my friends. Dirty sense of humor. Kind hearted. Would probably be an awful fighter but would be determined to improve. Hobbies are piano and archery. Easily jealous. Likes affection but not in public. Sarcastic. Sings a lot. Speaks a little French. A bit antisocial. Over emotional. Loves animals especially dogs. Thanks! 🖤

Hello! I ship you with Clint Barton and think you would be best friends with Pietro Maximoff.

Apart from a shared interest in archery and dogs, you and Clint share a kindhearted, protective, sarcastic, witty, and introverted personality. You and Clint both have a similar sense of humor, so I can imagine you all joking with each other constantly. Sarcasm would be a particularly well-represented form of humor wherever the two of you are. He shares your stance on public displays of affection, so that wouldn’t be a problem. Clint would love to help you improve your fighting capabilities so that you may work more with him on missions. Should you ever be upset in his presence, Clint would understand that you are a passionate and emotional person and would always try to give you space to sort out your feelings, or provide advice and support depending upon your needs. He’d bring over his dog, Lucky, to help cheer you up as well. Clint would love to listen to you play piano and sing. I imagine he’d make song requests too. He can be childish at times and that would lead to some fun pillow fort building activities, pillow fights, and cookie dough munching together. Clint would love your chivalrous, brave, and determined attitude and I just think you two would be very supportive of each other. Serious moments would be a bit scattered and random, but I think the two of you would have a lot of fun and just be really great for each other. I seriously think you two would be the definition of relationship goals.

Pietro Maximoff would be your closest friend because he shares your protective, loyal, brave, sarcastic, witty, childish, and determined nature. I think he would really balance you out because he is outgoing and flirty whereas you are introverted and more demure. Pietro would encourage you to participate in some larger gatherings and he might be a bit pushy, ultimately though, I think he would understand that large crowds can be draining and overbearing for you. I think once he would realize this, he’d make an effort to make sure people give you some level of space at an event and would stay close by to take the brunt of the social communication of others. He would think it’s great that you play the piano and sing and I think that he would love to listen to your musical pursuits. I think you two would be major troublemakers due to your childish and emotional attitudes combined with your fierce bravery. You and Pietro would participate, start, and win in many prank wars. Pietro and you just seem like a good fit!

*** Note- When submitting a Marvel ship request, I'd greatly appreciate it if you all would specify whether you want an Avengers ship, X-men ship, Agent Carter, etc. Or all of the above. If you leave it at Marvel, I'll most likely assume that you are fine with any Marvel character (comics, MCU, X-Men, AoS, Agent Carter).

how am i supposed to live when alexander vlahos tweeted eoin macken saying he missed him

Being a part of Team Free Will would include:

WARNING- There is one curse word in this. -Living and traveling alongside the Winchesters. - Whenever Sam and Dean get into stupid arguments or begin to act childish, you're the voice of reason. - You are BFFs with Cas. - Sam and Dean are like your brothers. - No one is allowed to flirt with you or they will have to deal with the boys. - You're a total badass. - You also are incredibly knowledgeable on reasonably obscure monsters. - The whole "There ain't no me if there ain't no you" deal is extended to you. - Having to explain various human body processes to Cas. - Cas trying to understand periods is especially hilarious. - Singing along to the classic rock that is so often blared in the Impala. - Whenever you have the chance, you bake a really lovely pie. Be it pecan, apple, cherry, or otherwise. - This pretty much makes you Dean's favorite person. - Pretty much 90% of your wardrobe is flannels now. - You have the best aim with a firearm. It's seriously impressive. - Cas and you watch Netflix together. - Getting an anti-possession tattoo. - Cas carving sigils into your ribs. - You're Castiel's favorite because of how patient you are with him grasping human concepts. - When you die, you definitely come back because you are just as incapable of staying dead as the boys. - You cut your hair short so that it is more efficient and less of a liability in combat. - This leads to Dean giving Sam more trouble over his longer hair. -You actually are quite close with Death as you recognize the importance of order in an otherwise chaotic world. - You actually remember to prioritize human life and often remind the Winchester's to keep in touch with their humanity. - You're really the best hunter due to this and they know it. DISCLAIMER- I do not own Supernatural or Netflix. The quote is not mine; it is from Supernatural. You are you. Nothing is mine; please don't sue me.

Can i get an ex men ship plz. I'm a full time loser who likes to travel. I'm an emotional wreck constantly. I have a pixie cut and I'm a waitress for a living that's going to college to be a nurse.

Hi! I’m really jazzed to do your request but may you please provide a few more personality traits, or your Myers-Briggs personality type? I really want to be as accurate as possible and this would be super helpful! Thank you! Sorry!

*SCREAMS* I WANT CAPTAIN JACK BACK

chris chibnall please

me: I'm gonna write something

also me: ok but what if you don't write it perfectly

me: shit you're right I better not write it at all

Just watched Wonder Woman, and all I can imagine is this conversation happening (mini spoiler alert!)

“Hey who’s that actor guy named Chris?”

“Which one?”

“That white guy.”

“Which one???”

“The one that acted in that superhero movie.”

“WHICH ONE?”

“The one called Steve.”

“…”

“You know, the one who was a soldier in the World War, rode a motorcycle and sacrificed himself while flying a plane?”

“I NEED YOU TO BE SPECIFIC HERE.”

Joan B. Lee: The Woman Who Saved the Marvel Universe

Joan Boocock was born on August 3, 1924, in Gosforth, Newcastle, England. In the 1940s she moved to New York City, where she married an American GI and worked as a hat model. Working at the agency, she met a young comics editor named Stanley Lieber, who worked under the pen name Stan Lee. The two fell in love instantly and she left her husband for him.

In the early 1960s, Stan Lee was feeling depressed and unhappy with his job and was seriously considering quitting the comics industry. Joan told him "Before you quit, why don’t you write one comic you are proud of?” Lee obliged and together with Jack Kirby, he created the Fantastic Four, the flawed, dysfunctional family of heroes that Lee always wanted to make. The comic was an instant success, reinvigorating Lee and convincing him to stay on at Marvel. He even went on to give his favorite hero, Spider-Man, a love interest based off his wife: Gwen Stacy. In later years, after the couple’s two children were grown-up, Joan would have a short career as a voice actress, voicing the recurring character of Madame Web in the Spider-Man animated series, as well as having small parts in the Iron Man and Fantastic Four series. In 2016 she had a cameo with her husband in X-Men: Apocalypse. 

The Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, the Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, the X-Men, the Avengers, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Doctor Strange, Black Panther. While these heroes were created or co-created by Stan Lee, we may never have had them or the Marvel Universe without Joan. Thank you.

Joan Boocock Lee - August 3, 1924 – July 6, 2017

Being BFFs with Wade Wilson would include:

- Binge-watching “The Golden Girls” together.

-Eating and attempting to make chimichangas together.

-He gets friendship necklaces for you and him.

-Him not wearing the suit around you because he knows you don’t mind.

-Sharing a sense of humor.

-You managing to out-sass him and him being shocked… and then he quickly quips back.

-When he forgets his duffel bag, you always find it and get it to him. No matter what.

-So. Much. Cursing.

-Him being super protective of you. Only he can tease you.

-Pranking Spider-Man, the Avengers, the X-Men… anyone and everyone.

-Offering to kill people for each other.

-You being incredibly confused whenever he mentions the readers/audience.

-You two becoming a team.

-You move in with him and Blind Al because you two constantly hang out anyway.

-Helping Al assemble the IKEA furniture.

-You, Weasel, Colossus, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead all become friends.

-Him teasing you relentlessly.

DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS PRESENT AND YOU ARE YOU.

Tagged by @toshtrash (thanks so much for tagging me and sorry for the slow response! Also, your blog is fantastic.)

Nicknames: Han, Hanno, Hanners, Hannah Banana, Zara

Gender/Pronouns: Female/She/her

Star Sign: Leo

Height: 5’6 or 167.64cm

Time: 06:41

Birthday: August 11th.

Favourite Bands: Queen, Rush, Supertramp, Voltaire, Panic! At the Disco

Favourite Solo Artists: David Bowie, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Agnes Obel

Song Stuck in your Head: “I Want To Break Free” by Queen

Last Movie You Watched: “Atomic Blonde”. I highly recommend it! It’s pretty close to the graphic novel, except they changed the ending (which made me unhappy, but it still is one of my favorite movies).

Last Show: Either “Killing Eve” or “Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern”. The season finale of “Killing Eve” was on Sunday and it WAS SO GOOD, but kind of emotionally harrowing. Please do give the show a try if you can. It’s amazing. :)

Why did you create your blog: I adore a lot of fandoms and figured it might be fun to try my hand at ships, drabbles, headcanons, and such.

Other blogs: I have 4 other blogs total. @boogiewoogiebagelboyofcompanyb is where I post photos of my cat, Bucky as well as memes. @the-24-7-shift-at-the-salt-mines is where I post some really strange quotes I get from family and friends. I’m still working on setting that up, but my older brother’s a bit of a meme so it should be prolific in no time. One of the other blogs is a Dottie Underwood rp blog that I’ve been dragging my feet on setting up. The last blog is one that I don’t really use anymore so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Do you get asks: I do! They’re in the form of requests and I’m taking a quite frankly ungodly amount of time to do them. So so sorry if you all have sent in requests; exam season’s passed and my health is sort of stabilizing (knock on wood) so hopefully I’ll be able to get things done in a timely manner.

How did you get the idea for your url: I love Natalia Alianovna Romanova with all of my heart, so there we go! Natasha + my favorite of the many names given to her!

I follow: 270 blogs at the moment, which is a bit overkill and I need to clean that up.

Followers: 120. :)

Average hours of sleep: 4-6 hours.

Lucky number: 8

Instruments: I play the cello and the kantele! :)

What are you wearing: A blue short-sleeve shirt and navy shorts.

Dream job: Translator, or perhaps a forensic psychologist.

Significant other: Nope.

Last book I read: “The Spy Who Came in from the Cold” by John le Carré. It’s an excellent book! I definitely recommend it.

Top 3 fictional universes: Marvel cinematic universe, definitely. SPN universe, and I can’t choose between the Whoniverse and Merlin universe (BBC).

I’m tagging:

@themorningtrashcan , @the-adorable-assassin , @yoshifics , @halleregina , @flannels-and-rocksalt , @k1bitz , and anyone else who‘s interested. :)