Had a dream the other night where you had created a royalty perrysmertze Cinderella style au where doof said perry the platepus? Prince Perry the platypus?!
Perryshmirtz Cinderella AU
In this story, Heinz and Perry are on their 20s (Heinz is still older than Perry tho), the crystal slipper is replaced by a wooden arm 😂 ( @agentlizardofowca’s idea), that is what Heinz leaves behind and helps Perry to find him again.
Dear Human Perry Writers
I am a real life mute person, so take some tips from me about writing Perry as a mute man.
1) Having Perry use sign is great, having Perry sign at people who don’t know sign and just confuse them and then not do anything to help remedy that/laugh at it is not the way to go. It is extremely frustrating wanting to say something and not being able to, obviously there’s lot’s of times things i wanna day have to go unsaid, but some things are too important, especially when you are literally a spy.
2) Not enough of y’all are utilizing the beauty of modern technology. I see so many people have Perry write stuff that’s such a waste of paper. Text To Speech apps are a beautiful thing.
3) When you are mute you get mistaken for deaf A LOT. This is more personal but I would love to see some scenes of Perry getting mistaken for deaf and his reaction to that.
4) If you wanna make a comment on capitalism for any reason a lot of TTS apps have unskippable ads that are quite long. Another personal thing but having Perry deal with ads while trying to communicate would be realistic and relatable.
5) Last thing, and not a requirement but I think it would be cool, Perry is very autistic coded so I think having him be nonverbal autistic instead of having trauma induced mutism would be neat. Or even a mix of the two (me for real)
As always thank you fic writers for everything you do! This is purely to help not to judge or be rude i prommy.
what if the phinbella kiss in across the 2nd dimension was a perryshmirtz kiss instead ~
[i once drew this scene back in 2020 and it has been living rent free in my mind ever since. so i redrew it yaay.]
Summer~
oh my oh my, what a lovely gift~
they then:
i decided to post it a little earlier 💝
WHO WILL YOU SAVE? WHO CAN YOU SAVE? | IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER.
Look at my new pet fish y'all!!!
(He bites and scratches.. 😥😢😞)
dooby dooby dooba dooby dooby dooba
random drawings
Happy wedding day!!!
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