It’s Soap Opera Night

couldve sworn i’d already finished and posted this but oh well here u go

(human perry design by @owcaunion )

Damien (Dark)

I had a dream that darkiplier became a president..

Okay so i went through my notes and found this little snippet i wrote in like 2021 and its just. what. don't know what i was gonna use it for, but uh, i guess have a treat lmaoo

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Spring 2010

Suddenly Perry's watch went off. He sighed, letting go of Heinz's lips.

"You gotta answer?" Heinz asked, his hands still clenched to Perry's sides.

"What if it's important?" Perry signed. Heinz pouted, but then sighed as well.

"Yeah, alright," he reluctantly went along.

So Perry answered, an image of Major Monogram appearing on the tiny display.

"Agent P! What have you been doing, you're all sweaty! We can't send you on a mission like this! Have you been working out?"

Perry simply turned his wrist to show Heinz panting as well.

"Huh, Doof is already with you! Do you have the rest if your team hidden somewhere too?"

He simply turned his watch again, so the both of them were visible to the Major. He just let him take the scene in for a moment.

"Hi Francis." Heinz grinned.

Silence. Then Major Monogram almost choked on his own spit.

"Oh, great googly moogly! Didn't want to interrupt... that... Uhm, get ready when you’re done and… get here. Uhm. Monogram out."

The display turned its usual baby blue again. Heinz and Perry looked at each other for a moment, then broke out in laughter before going back to making out, still with a grin on their faces.

[reupload cuz i'm stupid]

a first time had

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at this point i just enjoy drawing perry in his underwear

Please draw Cavendish in a dress

Here you go!

I must say, he looks really pretty

Cause in a sky full of stars, I think I saw you ✨

Morning~

POV: you’re on a date with Darkiplier

(Or alternatively, what might’ve happened after one of the endings in A Date with Markiplier)

Song : Red Flags (ft. Montaigne) - Tom Cardy

Favorite frames under the cut!