Not Me Rewatching Pirates Vs Ninja And Laughing At The Fact A Four-armed Guy And His Reptile Army Got

whenever i tripped and hurt myself as a kid, my brother would try to get me to laugh by doing that walking thing with his fingers. it always stopped my crying.

what if kai got posessed at the start of possession instead of lloyd? what if he was trying to keep morro inside himself to protect lloyd? what if he failed in doing so?

@shadesofvioletvoid , @galaxygermdraws and me are back on our bullcrap dgdjjdd. we thought about this au together (it was mostly kai's idea and then we just expanded on it a little) but i wanted to draw it like really bad. and i hadnt made a full drawing in a while so i thought "well!!" and then i did it. yay. hope i still got it dgdjdjbdsnsh

we had some vague ideas for this au so if you have any questions ask any of us i guess

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Kai, Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Kai (Ninjago), Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), Pythor P. Chumsworth, The Serpentine (Ninjago) Additional Tags: Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Kid Lloyd Garmadon, Big Brother Kai (Ninjago), Father-Son Relationship, Basically Kai and Lloyd work together to fix things and ignore Wu, set after season 8, Why Did I Write This?, Nya was the first person to adopt Lloyd you can't change my mind Series: Part 1 of No Parties To Crash So Why Not The Past Summary:

With his track record and absolutely terrible excuse of signature luck, you would've thought that nothing could surprise him at this point. But in his defence, Lloyd supposes that not ever expecting this warranted an excuse at least. Especially during a time like now.

...all he'd done was gone to sleep. For crying out loud – that was basically it, so how the hell –

Or; Five days after witnessing his brothers' deaths at the hands of the Colossus, Lloyd gets a chance, a chance to go back, live again and fix it all, while in the body of the kid he hates the most.

And surprisingly, it soon turns out that he isn't the only one with such luck. .

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

Hate to break it to you, but that snake is the descendant of the Great Devourer. It was nice knowing you as a hero Lloyd.

...... I come home. without a snake. and with three bites

I don't think they were bites of appreciation :( bye noodle noodle. leaving you in the woods. Going to treat this stuff now

I headcannon he's physically 19 in SOG, and maybe 21-23 in Crystalized. In DR he just looks like a late twenties dork to me. His mental age is probably just 4-5 years younger though.

I'm sorry Dragons Rising Lloyd is NOT 18-19, maybe Crystalized Lloyd, but in Dragons Rising that is a young adult man he is like 23/24 years old he is NOT still a late teenager !!!

Incorrect Quotes #1

Jay: *wakes up in the morning, goes to the kitchen and stares at the coffee pot*

Jay: Is everyone done with this?

Nya: I think so, why?

Jay: Good, I need a pick-me-up. *goes to the fridge and grabs the last bottle of Zane's cooking wine*

Zane: Jay, I need that for-

Jay: *pours all the wine into the leftover coffee and swirls the pot to mix it*

Jay: *stares at the rest of the team in the living room and CHUGS the pot in one go*

Cole:

Lloyd:

Nya:

Zane:

Pixal:

Master Wu:

Kai: Dude what the fuck it's not even nine-

Jay: Time is a construct we created to torture ourselves and life is a prison from which there is no escape. Suffering is the universe's only constant, nothing else matters.

The Ninja:

Jay: Oh! Zane made waffles? Why didn't you guys tell me?

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lloyd Garmadon & Lord Garmadon, Lord Garmadon & Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Cole & Lloyd Garmadon & Kai & Nya & Jay Walker & Zane, Nya/Jay Walker, P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Ninjago), Kai/Skylor (Ninjago) Characters: Lloyd Garmadon, Lord Garmadon (Ninjago), Sensei Wu (Ninjago), Kai (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Jay Walker, Cole (Ninjago), Zane (Ninjago), P.I.X.A.L. (Ninjago), Misako (Ninjago), First Spinjitzu Master (Ninjago), (mentioned), Skylor (Ninjago), The Serpentine (Ninjago), Wu's demon bird of a chicken Additional Tags: Lloyd Garmadon Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, Age Regression/De-Aging, Father-Son Relationship, actually it's an awkward father-son relationship relationship but whatever, Brotherly Angst, i wrote this cause i missed Garmadon, lego please bring him back, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Team as Family, rated teen for cursing, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Summary:

After the events of S11, the ninja are back to being whole once more. With Zane once again himself and Aspheera having been locked away, they're ready more than ever for whatever that'll come next. But to be fair, being ready for THIS was impossible.

Please, how were they even supposed to know that a teenage Lord Garmadon would end up at the monastery?

Screaming, crying and throwing up 🥹

*bites your ankles* YOUR FSM FAMILY FICS GIVES ME LIFE *bites ur ankles again*

OW MY DEAR ANKLES!

and thank you 🤣🫶🏻. I was at school when I saw this ask and laughed like a madwoman for the rest of the day.