seriously dude, no one likes your ponytail and stop calling my your son
“You came to the wrong Minecraft server, bitch.”
—
Your Narrator
x
my sister is definitely the smartest person in my family and she has like
two brain cells :/
before every 8am class
“Chicken soup for the soul! What is going on here?!
—My english teacher
ordered a binder and i’m excited but bummed it’s taking so long to get here
if an older man keeps buying you and your mom things, and keeps taking you on vacation without you really wanting to is he being both of our sugar daddy? or just one and trying to play it cool? hypothetically, of course.
asking for a friend.
a hypothetical friend.