Ok I Swore That I Was Gonna Finish This Comic Digitally Before I Posted It But You Know What Screw It

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Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”?

Run through this checklist before you do anything else.

What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt.

Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool.

Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your utmost to have a nap. You need a reset, bro.

Have I been outside/partaken in whatever form of exercise I am capable of? You’re stagnating, homie.

Have I communicated with anyone? At all? About anything? In the last 24 hours? Sup, you’re not actually a lone wolf, and even if you’re just shouting BUTTLUMPS at someone over the intertubes, it’s better than shouting it at yourself inside your own head.

So basically: eat, drink, sleep, walk, and talk. If you still feel like emotional ass after that, start looking for more involved explanations.

Mentally calling LBD’s host Ladybug until I figure out her name <3

Anyways I head canon (or have an au? Canon divergence?) that Ladybug lost her memories during her time as a host and so the gang were forced to turn her into the authorities to hopefully find her family, but in the foster system some of the kids recognized her during her time as LBD and don’t exactly treat her well which is when yah boi MacDad comes to her rescue <3

Anyways the laws of my own happiness dictate she gets adopted by the MK gang, mostly but unofficially by Mac <33

I also hc that she totally has LBD’s powers and becomes mentored by Mac let’s GO!!

hold my hoops boys im drawin fanart for this brb

imagine its the last day of camp, alright. and all the parents are coming to pick their kids up. and all of them say their goodbyes, and head off. imagine that max is the last one to go. and, imagine that his parents couldn’t even come and get him. that they paid someone to go get him, and bring him home. imagine that person coming back with a note, a very angry note from david himself, explaining that he will go to hell and back to be able to sign the adoption papers for this kid. that he will take max’s parents to fucking court, to be able to give this kid the childhood he deserves to have. imagine max sitting in the hallway in david’s home, his ear pressed to the door, listening to the heated phone calls, and imagine him… being just, stunned. David cares about him enough to put his life on hold, to make sure that he can keep Max beside him until it’s time to send him into the world. David loves him enough to put him in a warm bed, and buy him all the teddy bears he’d ever want. for once in his fucking life, someone actually wants him. the only times David ever sees Max cry are when he finds that blank paperwork, and the day that David signs those adoption papers that make Max legally his. and from that moment on, every single summer of Max’s childhood is spent having… actual, legitimate fun at Camp Campbell. there is nowhere he’d rather be than with his dad, and his two best friends in the whole world.

Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer? I mean, a little.

Saw Barbie. More horse themed than I expected

Also, props to Allan???

He's a doll most people have never heard of. He got discontinued forever ago cause he was perceived as gay by consumers and they didn't like that.

But I love that he had an actual role in Barbie. He was very queer coded, yeah, but he didn't like when all the Kens turned to Patriarchy. He was so uncomfortable that he wanted to abandon Barbieland all together. He knew it was wrong.

And then he helped the Barbies get themselves back. He had a pink jumpsuit and sunglasses and went out all stealthy to get the Barbies in the van. He even voted at the end to keep the constitution the way it was.

Big Allan fan over here.

hhhough barbie movie thoughts…

i don’t think the “im going to see my gynecologist” line isn’t only just for us to know that barbie is fully human. the scene of her in the real world for a second (at least to me) seemed to imply barbie was getting some sort of dream job and found her purpose. but no. she’s just going to see a gynecologist. but the way she is so EXCITED… the way she’s taking the joy in this mundane thing that lots of women go through… the barbie movie is about enjoying just being ALIVE

TERFS GO AWAY 🍅 🍅 🍅

Oogway would call Death my oldest friend.

i feel like everyone's really glossing over the fact that allan canonically killed someone. there is a doll IN CANON with a kill count. i love him