The Real Reason Keith And Lance Get Stabbed In The Guts So Often In Fanfiction Is Bc Their Fuck Ass Armor

AU where Arthur comes back after 1,500 years and Merlin thinks Excalibur sword is very outdated at this point. It is 21st Century and unsurprisingly sword is not the best choice of weapons, magic or not.

So, Merlin creates him lots of new weapons, and soon discovers that Arthur masters everything fast and is ridiculously good at adapting everything to fight. Because if Merlin is the greatest Warlock to ever walk on earth, then Arthur is the greatest Warrior ever to exist.

So, at one point Merlin is just having SO MUCH FUN discovering Arthur’s very OP warrior skill because this man can make everything he holds a legendary weapon.

Modern Magic People being rescused: THE King Arthur is here to save us from the evil beast! look at his shining Exca..li..bur…?

Arthur, holding a ~magical and forged by Dragon’s flame~ airfryer: DO NOT DISRESPECT EXCALIBUR #2461

Merlin: How long are you going to stay mad at me?

Arthur: ....

Arthur: Ten minutes.

imagine your otp

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

Forest Dweller

Me: hi Friend: Me: how are you? Friend: Me: listen here you little shit

Spinner: “I’m here for the League of Legends meet up.”

Tomura: “League of Villains?”

Spinner: “League of… Legends?”

Tomura: “League of… Villains.”

Spinner: “…Oh.”

Spinner, turning to leave.

Tomura: “Wait… we can do both.”

Found another gay thing to obsess over

Dream—Dennis Culver

I need these vibes in my life

Arthur: You make me angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Merlin: I literally just said 6 words.

Arthur: Yet, here I am, boiling with rage.

Getting in the holiday spirit, by Mawful