NO CUS I WAS ACTUALLY CEYING I WAS LAUGHING SO BAD 😭😭🙏🏻 TY FOR THAT THO 🫶🫶

I'm desperate..

HEY HOE 😭 no cus im actually PISSED my account got FUCKING TEMRINDSVKIENFLAEIFHLAIE LIKE

I didint even DO ANUTHJINGIGSIH 💔💔😭😭😭😭💔💔💔🚬🚬⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️

justice for rhea guys……..

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I'm picking.............class of 09 for shits and no giggles

Favoirite character: uh it changes every day (Nicole Emily or Jecka)

Favourite villain: is there villains in co09?? Ig I'll pick miss Lynn cus she only enabled it and didn't actually be a pedo so that's somewhat okay. WAIT NICOLE FUCKING COUNTS 😭😭 NICOLE. NICOLE IS MY FAVORITE VILLIAN SHES SO SILLY

FAvourite ship: jeckole. But it does fluctuate 😓 I like all ships tbh

Least favourite character: the councler. FUCK THAY CUNT I COULD GENUINLY RANT FOR HOURS ON WHY HES A PRICK AGGHHH HES ACTUALLY JARRING AND DISGUSTING

least favourite villain: all of the men. But uhhhh coach colby

Least favourite ship: kylar x Jeffery or anything incestual or pedophilic.

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Favourite character: Uzi doormar

Favourite Villian:Cyn

Favourite ship:Nuzi

Least favourite character:J

Least favourite villian:Absolute Solver

Least favourite ship:NV

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@st4rlight-kayz okay so YK how I was lwk infatuated for like an hour about British co09?? Because (I will never get over this) MY FUCKASS ACCOUNT GOT TERMINATED FOR SOMETHING I DIDINT EVEN DOOOO ⛓️⛓️😔🖤👩‍🎤 im going to doMORE headcanons.. 👅

Anyway

Nicole

Year 10

Her attendance is 72.1%

Uniform consists of: untucked, creased grey-white shirt with the top button undone, fat tie, jumper, rolled up way too high skirt, socks and adidas trainers

In iso 3/5 days a week and basically an after school almost every day 💔

Has no bag, and is surviving off of floor loot.

Pushes past everyone in the corridors and doesn’t give a fuck

Always skipping with jecka

Emily gave her a stick n poke heart on her hand

Always eating in lessons (stolen from a year 7 or ari)

Constantly safeguarded

Picked history, art, music and photography for GSCE (along with English, maths and science)

Middle set for science, bottom set for maths and English

Jecka

Year 10

Attendance is 89.2%

Uniform consists of: tailored blazer, tailored shirt, top button undone, FAT tie, rolled way too high skirt, knee high socks, slip on shoes.

Skips lessons she isn’t taking for GCSE

In iso 2/5 days and lots of detentions 💔

Has a somewhat nice handbag, and most of her equipment (Nicole and Emily r stealing her highlighters 💔)

Asthmatics worst nightmare - always spraying something

Always brushing her hair

Best friends with her french teacher

Always has drama

Constantly safeguarded

Picked triple science, higher french, history and psychology for GCSE

Top set for everything

Emily

year 10

Attendance is 54.3%

If she is at school, shes in iso or on a flexible time table, or skipping.

Uniform consists of: untucked shirt with no top button, no tie, no jumper, no blazer, knee high socks and nike trainers

No bag, also surviving off of floor loot and Ari.

Fights all the time

Shoving year 7’s, 8’s, and 9’s down the stairs and hallways so she can get to the canteen first 💔

Has a toilet pass

Stick n poke heart on her hand from Nicole

Constantly safeguarded

Picked Geography, Art, food tech and PE for GSCE

Bottom set for everything

Ari

Year 10

Attendance is 95%

Uniform consists of: blazer, shirt, medium tie, skirt JUST above her knees, knee high socks and Mary Jane’s

Has an actual bag with loads of charms on it from Megan or Kelly (does get bullied by Nicole, Jecka and Emily for it)

Had a villain arc in year 8

Nicole normally bully’s her into buying lunch for her.

Actually on okay terms with jecka, they just don’t speak a lot

Often chosen to be new kids partners to show them around

Got safeguarded once and never recovered because they were so bad 💔

Picked Geography, art, music and drama for GSCE

In top set for English and maths, middle set for science

Nicole and Jecka are in a talking stage, and like .. that close to dating.

Ari has a FAT crush on Emily but still hasn’t recovered from Nicole, and Emily is too busy scamming year 7’s with empty vapes

Kylar with shove jeffery down the stairs and start crashing out when he gets screamed at WHATSAHSK I DIDNT WVEN DO ANYTHINGJNDJCN??!?

Megan and hunter are like THE couple atm but Megan hasn’t realised her crush on Kelly yet

Kelly is friends with everyone and their mums and always has a face full of makeup

Jeffery has never been late for a lesson before and has 100% attendance

Hunter got beat up by a year 8

Karen is getting nearly £20 a week for doing everyone’s homework, and is friends with the dinner ladies.

Emily and Nicole have beef with the safeguarding leader, and made a hate page about her on TikTok

SLT tremble when they see Nicole, Jecka and Emily enter the school gates 💔

Wip 😓

👅👅👅 ur my favorite person

I like to think Nicole's dad was somewhat an meh parent, who did the basics but nothing more, so Nicole sqw him as lazy mostly, so that combined with her pedo brother gave Nicole the view that men are lazy pedophilic pricks (the pricks part comes from her mum's ex husband's 👅)

Tumblr's being stupid ugly weird and won't let me respond but yes!! 'Twas my birthday thank you @myl0v3l1f3

I haven't had many sad Nicole headcanon ideas but I have a lot of opinions about her and her dad so l'll use those.

Even after everything, Nicole doesn’t hate her dad. She always craved his love and validation. So through her grief, she feels like a loser when she reminisces on the actual good times with him when she was a little kid. After what he did she fully decided that he was an asshole no matter what. When she has bad depression days, her mind drifts to when he would play his favorite cassette tapes in the car when he'd pick her up from school, or the few times she can remember him putting one of her drawings on the fridge.

This, mixed with her brother obviously being a predator shaped her views about all men which led to her trying her best to ruin every relationship her mom has been in and taking advantage to other boys/ men in her life. I don’t think this is much of a hot take as one of her core principles is “all men are evil and boys will just grow up to be evil so what’s the point in treating them like people?” I don’t think it’s right but it’s not hard to see why she sees the world that way, I just like analyzing her as a character.

When she was a younger kid (maybe that preteen phase), she had a stepdad that was truly a decent guy. He tried to get to know her and would take her out to eat when her mom was being extra mean. She still didn’t like him because she didn’t want some guy trying to be her dad when she still had one, he just lived a town over it’s not like he was dead. She was pretty averse to the guy being nice to her but she eventually began to open up just enough to let him hug her. Unfortunately a few weeks later, him and her mom got divorced and they had to move again.

She gets really angry when she feels even a little sad about her dad and it doesn't get better until she's an adult and she finally goes to therapy.

I don't like Nicole's mom but Nicole has a bad habit of saying she's gonna off herself "like dad" when they get in screaming matches and for those moments, her mom has a piece of clarity like "Oh wow my daughter needs help." but then they just go back to their cycle of not speaking and arguing.

Her dad began to push her away shortly after him and her mom got divorced and she never got a clear answer as to why. When she would ask her mom “Why doesn’t dad like me!” her moms bitterness would show through with her just saying “He’s a broke loser. Don’t worry about what he thinks” which didn’t make her feel all that much better.

This was gonna be way shorter but now I’m on a roll so I’m gonna write a thing analyzing Nicole’s relationship with/ view on men so thank you for giving me more brain worms.

Is it weird that I kinda wish life at least mine was like the Class Of 09?

Like no way in hell I could get away with what Nicole gets away with

Also can’t I have a friend like Emily? Or Jecka

Can I be Jecka? Or Nicole

Jecka is so pretty. Same with Ari, Emily.. all the girls are pretty!

I was thinking about I wish I could be like Emily but, I don’t wanna kill myself, it’s a rare feeling, also I can’t swallow pills and I don’t feel like snorting any thing.

I want to be as pretty as Jecka but also smoke, at least CBD ciggies

Also Jeffery’s not THAT bad

okay guys time to take your pills

Something about Nicole’s suicide ending fills me with such indescribable sadness that I don’t know how to describe. The fact she’s just hanging there, the room was dark, the computer was on, the bed was not made, the whole house was dead silent. Don’t even get me SYARTED on the suicide note either:

“People are books, puzzles and pawns. In that order. First theyre read, then they’re figured out, then they’re persuaded”

People are read, figured out and persuaded as Nicole says herself, but theyre also open, confusing or difficult and gullible. In that order can be a reference to Nicole before the game, listing to her mom’s advice and being a “nice” child, but ending up being gullible and vulnerable in the end. Being confusing/difficult can be Nicole struggling to “fit in” in society, with the mindset and attitude she has.

“Some would call that wrongly manipulative but whats the alternative? Basically any advice my mom’s ever given me. “Dont be mean, don’t judge, be open,”,”

Nicole doesnt see another option besides manipulating people or being stupidly nice, with no in between. It shows the difference between how both of them think you should supposed ply act in society. Nicole thinks you should figure out how to change people to have control and ‘not get hurt’, whilst her mum thinks that you should be respectful, and - in Nicole’s eyes - vulnerable. An open target, really.

“And yeah sure but, that only works when men don’t wanna have sex with you. Be tolerant of guys who get off by choking you, no way that goes south.”

Nicole recognises that she CAN act like her mum says, she knows it’s an option, except she’s also aware that men do see woman as objects and things to stick their dicks in, and in a place where she is mostly interacting with men, it crosses it off as something she can do, because she knows if she does, she WILL get hurt. She’s aware that she’s supposed to ignore the warnings and calls it out but she’s also aware that she won’t be heard, by a majority of people.

“Whats wrong with a pizza delivery-boy with no career goals? Whens the last time you asked a pizza delivery-boy if he’s a rapist?”

I feel you can interpret this im different ways. I personally see it in two different lights - sarcastic (people like crispin are seen as people with no career goals, or realistic ones, and he’s most likely (obviously in Nicole’s eyes) a rapist, yet no one ever checks because they’re seen as less educated) and Nicole seeing no problem with ‘settling down’ with someone who doesn’t have a bright future ahead of him (idk I feel like this is a reach and doesnt make sense but this is the best I can describe what im thinking 😭)

“Theyre called warning signs, but ignoring them makes you a nice person. And one day, if you’re a nice enough girl you’ll end up just like me”

If you call out people on shit behaviour, you’re seen as ‘disrespectful’ or something along those lines. If you ignore them, you might have a good life, but in the end you will be caught up in vulnerability. Nicole frequently called out and accused men of inappropriate behaviour, and she was both hated for it and liked for it, however in the end, she called out someone who didn’t have a line to cross and in the end she couldn’t ’handle?’ It, the pressure and most likefesr of what would happen to her, as again, the men in this game dont have a line they can cross.

“And just like my dad”

This is such a line. Nicole’s dad killed himself, yeah, and Nicole could just be referencing the fact they both died the same way, but were not told why he kills himself, we just know it’s apparently Nicole’s fault. This could open up so many different reasons on why he did it (Nicole’s mum giving him less visitation rights, the divorce, etc etc or just being under pressure). I think my favourite thoughts in this line is that potentially, Nicole knew why her dad killed himself, and only she alone had the actual reason, which is why she says it - knowing people will just think it’s because they’re both dead/died the same way

If you’re reading this, im dead.

Very obvious, shes dead.

Sorry if this is out of reach Icl as I was writing this I lwk confused myself 💔 but uhhhhhhhhh lmk how you felt abt it?? CUS I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO WNTS TO ACTUALLY START CRYING WHEN THEY SEE THE IMSGE RIGHT???