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i am a vintage furby and god is a customizer with hot glue gun sticks and a fridge

Fuck gender except whatever tf Dr. Frank N. Furter had going on

I have seen so many scary movies but Disney channels “don’t look under the bed” will forever be the scariest

Why must I live in this capitalist hellscape when I COULD have been a Tardigrade?

Happy Pride Month 2022!!!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!

I want to live in a cozy cottage off in some secluded northern forest with tons of room for livestock but all of the animals are black and all are friends not food 🖤

when I finally get my farm I think the house will be an art project more than anything and if I'm with my gf at that point we'll just live in a bus out back

Then the AI gives you absolute bullshit and you can sigh and say "no one understands me"

I love Pinecrest bc it's literally like "I force an AI to store thousands of pictures of clothes I like and then ask it to judge me and give me more I might like"