oh, so THATS why the world keeps on almost ending, it’s the start of an apocalypse, but the writer couldn’t think of where to go with it so the apocalypse is over.
You ever think about how weird hippos are ecologically speaking?
There's literally no other megafauna on earth that spends the entire day lounging around in water, mostly just socializing, only to come onto land to feed at night.
I remember when I used to do education programs on hippos, most people assumed they ate aquatic plants, and that that's the whole reason they were in water. Meanwhile, hippos are basically just giant nocturnal cows that eat only grass.
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OMG wake up babe new ship just dropped.
Bill Cipher x the zebra that calls Candace "Kevin" slow burn enemies to lovers, interdimensional traveling
are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane
I’m so glad that, when all my friends and enemies have disappointed me, Mr. President of the fast food secrets club won’t.
if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you
so, here’s how the show works I give you a dumb rule that humans follow, and then I sometimes rant about it.
Eye contact.
Dear power why? Why do we have to look at peoples eyes? They’re gross they’re slimy I don’t wanna look at them. Thank you for coming to my TED talk about why eyes are gross. (Funny, I’ll willingly dissect a cows eye with joy but the moment I have to look at a human eye, I will freak out.)
happy birthday juice!
Hey everyone guess whose birthday it is!!
Happy birthday Juice!! Everyone throw some lunchables into space for our friend Juice
guys holy crap look what I just found
THE FREAKING TRANSITION IM ON THE FLOOR
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos