— Young & Beautiful ( The Great Gatsby )

this is so cute i can’t even

@cute girls/nbs who like girls…

would you appreciate receiving a very small snail as a courting gift? as a show of my love for you? my sheer dedication to you?

asking for a friend.

i’ve been learning how to use [ thou / thee / thy / thine ] and it sounded really confusing at first because all of the websites i found would be talking about things like whether you’re the subject or object and blah blah blah and it just made it sound really complicated

but as it turns out it’s not

in fact, you already know the rules for how to use [ thou / thee / thy / thine ] because it’s the same as [ i / me / my / mine ] (they even rhyme – me/thee, my/thy, and mine/thine)

the only difference is an archaic rule for “mine” that has since fallen out of use, the very same rule that we use for [ a / an ], which basically boils down to “if it comes before a vowel, add an [ n ]”

observe:

i gave him a gift // thou gave him a gift

he gave me a gift  // he gave thee a gift

this is my chair // this is thy chair

this chair is mine // this chair is thine

and

this is a pear // this is my pear // this is thy pear

this is an apple // this is mine my apple // this is thine apple

it’s as simple as that.

compliment recklessly! say the nice things that come to your head! we've got better things to do than resisting the instinct to be kind!

yes mom i do seriously plan on moving to the middle of nowhere to live like a fairy and play music to cows

Little things to keep in mind 💕

I am:

⬜ male

⬜ female

☑️ very tired can someone please tuck me in

Sign the Petition

get joe hawley to sing joe hawley joe hawley songs in simlish for a sims 4 update

i made this petition and put it on my twitter but god dammit it needs more signatures

oh... to wear a pretty dress and have a knife

Then, I'll convince myself that I'm a bad person who must be stopped, and hyperfocus on ethical philosophy in an attempt to better myself, instead of doing the work that I've been so carelessly avoiding... Wait

Good morning everybody, thanks for joining me today, I am now going to demonstrate how I avoid ALL my responsibilities AT ALL COSTS until someone I care about gets mad at me and I feel guilty.